Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Armin_fml 0
You're into really into intelligent girls it seems? :)
jonnymohio 2
You CAN forward your home number to your cell number while you're out. Maybe she was telling the truth. Give her one more chance, if she brushes you off again, then forget it. She's just not into you. Move on.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (107)
Intoxicunt 6
Well, at least she was trying not to be blunt and hurt your feelings. You got rejected. Deal with it.
DameGreyWulf 1
Actually, I would think this would hurt feelings more. "I don't even want to talk to you, sorry!" is what this basically said.
Intoxicunt 6
I personally disagree, but I guess it varies from person to person. I would rather someone make it obvious they are uninterested without being harsh and just saying, "I don't like you. Stop talking to me." The happy medium would've been honest but not mean. Like, "Look, I don't think I feel about you the way you feel about me. I'm sorry. We can still be friends."
iAquament 0
Guys, it totally wasn't a call direct!
Ox_Baker 0
YDI for using the word "crush," little girl.
Klabauterpete 0
If you lie to people, you should do it at least in a clever way.
iSuperman_fml 0
Agreed #37. Double YDI for being named Sophistication and calling her your "crush".
Intoxicunt 6
I was the first comment and I hadn't really thought of call forwarding. You're probably right (although not necessarily). I just didn't realize it before my comments.
camis 0
THIS.
spazzdoodle 0
Yea, agreed, it could be call forwarding or even a case of mixed-up numbers (I've mixed my friends' house and cell numbers before).
B4SK3TB4IL 0
agreed 45 sounds like a lady
rudikk99 2
there are no etleasts ... u don't need a dummy gf!
Armin_fml 0
You're into really into intelligent girls it seems? :)
FKARYSL 0
LMFAO
fckinbowdown 0
sounds like that is a lost cause man. **** her , find someone better trust me it won't be hard to do
its_kylie_bish 1
ehem rich girl with movie theater in her house?
little_fucker 18
If she's rich then she's probably dumb
ladiesman217905 0
i'm sorry bro
crack_aint_whack 0
Rejection sucks, but there are much worse things. At least you aren't stuck taking out an idiot who thinks they can pass off being in a movie theater while on their home phone. Or she thinks you or dumb enough to fall for that and is a bitch.
Neferria 0
That's a sign, telling you that you don't have to go after this idiot. I'm sure you'll find someone else.
nevele11 0
She's a ******* idiot.
humorizer 14
Actually, from the looks of it, she's not *******.
Than_fml 0
Her house phone might be her cell-phone. I know mine is.
jonnymohio 2
You CAN forward your home number to your cell number while you're out. Maybe she was telling the truth. Give her one more chance, if she brushes you off again, then forget it. She's just not into you. Move on.
mostprobablynot 0
+1
leahlovesya121 0
awe buddy its okay there are plenty more fish in the sea
xNatsuki 0
I'd is not a contraction for I had.
Anonymiz 4
Actually, it is. http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000136.htm
Anonymiz 4
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/i'd
Vaetrus 0
Ain't that the truth.
lashtx 0
it is too!