Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, I was preparing for a date with an amazing woman I'd been talking to for two weeks. An hour before our date, I sent a check-in text; no response. After about 30 minutes, I reset my phone as a last hope and received her message from TWO HOURS BEFORE, checking in with me. I'm now blocked with no way to explain. FML
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Top comments
meandonlyme 0
send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"
belgiums 0
oucccchhh. what a bitch.
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Comments (292)
acekid90 0
YDI for not asking her face to face, but FYL for being rejected that way
NonImmigrant 0
YDI, next time ask in person
Lucky_strike_fml 0
:( she's a bitch!
Brugge 0
Seems like the best you should hope for when trying to get a straight girl to go on a lesbian date.
Jakester 0
I, love, lesbians BYAAAAAHHHH!!!!! I watch The L Word on Showtime, BYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Chappelles show anyone?
Lhiah 17
It never said OP's crush was straight..?
pieofchrist 0
that sucks. at least you didn't get stuck going out with a spineless bitch.
monkey_boy984 0
first u cum buckets!!!
losergirl 0
lmfao wtf, #18?
bobby222 0
YDI for being a fat, video game playing loser.
foryoublue94 0
bitch
SomeRandomGuy18 0
that sucks
losergirl 0
Heh, well, at least she was creative. I might try that same thing, with a tweak or too, and fact-checking...