Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
Today, I was preparing for a date with an amazing woman I'd been talking to for two weeks. An hour before our date, I sent a check-in text; no response. After about 30 minutes, I reset my phone as a last hope and received her message from TWO HOURS BEFORE, checking in with me. I'm now blocked with no way to explain. FML
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meandonlyme 0
send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"
belgiums 0
oucccchhh. what a bitch.
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biancaosuna 0
Sucks! Sucks! Sucks!
jessbby 0
#155 is a douche. You are assuming A LOT, and you're just being an asshole. OP, that sucks D: ... but I laughed :p
Subal_fml 8
You do realise lesbians get the least STDs out of everyone, don't you?
Etoile_fml 0
Oh, you're kind of an A-hole. 1: You're alive. This in itself is already enough to annoy me. There's nothing wrong with asking out "non-lesbians" in fact, I'm quite well known for having turned straight girls into bisexuals. Because of your presumptions I'm just going to have to guess you're not very succesful with the ladies and hate other ladies who snatch your ladies away from under your nose. Aw. =[ 2: Actually, there's nothing wrong with asking someone out on a date via text. I'm a bisexual girl, and I'm saying this because I don't care about the method, I just care about the thought, kthanxbai. And the OP obviously had the girl's number so they must know eachother, so I don't know what you've been smoking but it ain't good for ya braincells, mate. 3: Whoever said it was about sex? Oh, sorry, am I hitting that very vulnerable nerve where you can't get laid and decide to blame it on all the lesbians snatching away yo girls? Give me a break, I know your kind, you blame stuff on everybody and everything BUT yourself. Good day. =]
fireandice27 0
Maybe that's where she (the crush) got the idea of sending the text from!
Etoile_fml 0
My mom's dead. Damn necrophiliacs these days.
xtr3m3_fml 0
Lol hate to be fake. Look at your keyboard on your phone.. Are W and E anywhere near eachother? E is located under the 3 button whereas 9 holds the letter W. The only time somebody would make the spelling mistake of W and E is either being EXTREMELY drunk or typing on a computer... or this is a fake FML :)
rockmenow 0
too bad there's such a thing as QWERTY keyboards on phones..
zargon 1
I did just look at my phone. It, in fact, has a QWERTY keyboard and does not have a traditional cell-phone-style keyboard.
star_ver 0
Another dumbass with a shitty phone who thinks everyone else has one too. Fail.
dappledsunlight 0
159 - that's not completely true - look at blackberrys, or touch screen phones for that matter - E and W are right next to each other. Duh.
plexico 4
Hey, you need to go to her house in person and warn her that her cell phone service provider are a bunch of illiterate idiots. Between 3 and 5 am would be a good time to issue such a warning. Use a bullhorn.
thebassist18 0
YDI for trying to ask her out over text.
CFR 0
Oh that's cold... You're probably better off anyways. Never date a man who can't spell, that's my motto (annnd I'm still single)
jessii_fml 1
OUCH. thts meaan! :(
SimpleSimon 0
I can spell! My grammar is passable too. What else do I have to do?
anonymous32194 0
awww. well as people say there are other fish in the sea. :) lol i know im corny.
Andyangels27 0
on the iPhone e and w are really closw in fact thwrw right nwxt to wach othwr