Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it's my 25th birthday. I closed at work, not one person wished me happy birthday, no calls or letters from my family. Even my boyfriend of 3 years didn’t remember. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I'm depressed because my long-time dentist, who I've had for nearly two decades, is retiring and I'm having my last appointment with him. It's also depressing that one of my only meaningful relationships is with my dentist. FML
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muffintastic 0
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML Maybe you went to the same dentist? xD Strangely ironic :)
natsumosam92 0
thats a nice dentist
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muffintastic 0
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML Maybe you went to the same dentist? xD Strangely ironic :)
KumoFF7 3
YDI for flying your magic carpet over san fransisco.
unkinged44 0
Or maybe they never told anybody else their birthdays?
Misosoup 0
ahahahahahahaha kumoff7 ftw
Kurg 0
1, that FML you just said has already been posted here.
twiride 12
don't make this fml about u #1.
eragon2262 6
@85 you are an idiot, that is why 1 posted that comment, because a similar story had already been posted
LordGiblett 26
Fiancé**
natsumosam92 0
thats a nice dentist
leahlovesya121 0
agreed.
blowyourspeakers 0
i don't get all those "nobody remembered my birthday"-FMLs. how many loners/persons with shitty friends/relatives can there be?
ehmagawd 0
You'd be suprised :S
laleyla 0
right? that's so weird. especially at the age of 22 - everyone has some family, friends, workmates, friends from university... I mean, I understand that there are people who have shitty families and loners with few friends, but at least someone should remember. especially in times of facebook. It would also suck if you don't have any close friends that remember your birthday, but how is it even possible that noone remembers?
beanietot 0
More than you think. Especially at that age. Friends grow up, move away, get married, too busy with work and their lives to remember you. Lots of people have no family either, shit happens. That really sucks though. Just gotta get out there and make some new/better friends or contact the old ones.
redbluegreen 41
I always wonder, with the people who always have people forget their birthdays... What's stopping them from planning their own party or get together? Are you all just waiting for a surprise birthday party or something? OP, it's your 22nd birthday. Go. Have. Fun.
Narzhul 0
Doing some sort of activity for yourself just to have fun would be great, and that's what people should do on such a day. Planning your own birthday party screams "attention *****" to me.
lazylacey 0
Happy Birthday! =]
tiger_1310 1
Happy Birthday!
mobius8 0
Are you going to start seeing that dentist again then?
metheonlyb 17
yeah probably the dentist is having a crush on you. If he is young and hot why not date him??
FML_Add1cT 0
make friends. no big deal.
Vaati_fml 20
It's really not that easy. Not everyone is an extrovert.
FPsLife 5
Just wait until you're 23 :/
beanietot 0
LOL true Some of these kids have no idea..
Einstein714 0
you'd think your parents would remember, as for the dentist, your on a mailing list in the computer automatically kicking out your name for a card