Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, I got a text from my cousin saying that he's gay. I was thrilled and told him that I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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Top comments
Olovio 5
Are you kidding 40? I laughed so hard I came.
Senseisparky 0
Bitches be crazy when you do them dirty.
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Comments (152)
Annie443417817 0
what?
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
1 - she told his family he was gay and they believed her.
HyundaiOwner7 0
Then they got 22 texts.
HyundaiOwner7 0
he*
georggx 3
no funny 39 :/
Olovio 5
Are you kidding 40? I laughed so hard I came.
spazmattic 0
I laughed so hard I came out!
00SPRANGER00 0
#40 I'm pretty sure that's fumny
nyrangers1022 6
not really a fml. all u gota say is ur not gay and shes a bitch. its as easy as that
PurpleRae420 0
Maybe it's time to tell your whole family to go **** themselves and then move far far away **** family all they are is DRAMA
HarryMcC 1
no 69 all you are is DRAMA!
bubble25_fml 5
so wait op, you didn't clarify, are you or are you not gay?? are you sure??
urdirtyolduncle 15
69-- Do you deliberately set yourself up to get thumbed down with each comment you write? You must have some social skills!
imacreeper 3
93, OP isn't gay. he states "and they believe her" therefore saying that she lied:)
volley4eva1698 0
95 Ikk! every single comment ive seen her post gets buried
808Boyo 4
tell everyone she had aids and that's the real reason you broke up
smellymellyy 7
i like the way you think 106
kendallwendall 0
69- I can't help but notice that every comment you make on every FML receives multiple dislikes. is that not a hint?
coolstorybro6969 6
Not aids...that kills people and is serous, herpes that just sucks
kendallwendall 0
at least you have a lot of friends?
lovinit5683 0
Or did.
Eggers 2
Or one really horny gay friend
grantyboi 0
15 made my day
Zombieslayer1 0
15 I like your style.
FNFPhilly 0
can I be a douche and sound immature without you guys flipping? that's what se said 25
ppatty 0
15 that's good lol
LaughinStock 16
no 29 im going to get mad because u messed up the phrase with a misspelling
noradaron 0
Look who's talking 29, your grammar blows balls.
rallets 23
52, says the one typing "u" instead of "you"
jmtmxer 0
I would say it's just cause she actually has a penis and since you were dating her and she had a penis that was what she was talking about
braasilianx0 4
and a physco ex-girlfriend
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
She said "I like your style"? Wow, very nice one 29.
Senseisparky 0
Bitches be crazy when you do them dirty.
babyydolly 0
Then don't do them dirty and they won't become bitches.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
I wouldn't care too much if I was the OP. People thinking you are gay is not a big thing, they'll all find out you're not after a while anyway. When they do find out they'll know what you know now: your ex is crazy, and believe me, in the end this'll hurt her more than it'll hurt you especially if you both know a lot of the same people.
chuymac 3
fo sho them crazy BZ's are trippin on a playas nutz. hahaha
PurpIe 3
when op said came to her, does he mean ****?
TheNinjaCat 10
73- you need to improve your Photoshop shills, m'love
lovinit5683 0
I don't understand this FML. Maybe it is just me though?
lalalaughter 0
his girlfriend told everyone they broke up cause he was gay. am i right?
lovinit5683 0
You probably are. I just didn't get it because of the way it is written.
marinus_fml 20
Yeah what six said. OPs girlfriend told everyone that he's gay and has a small dick
Zombieslayer1 0
You are right in your translation.
llCHR15ll 0
yes marinus; gay, small dick, pigmy testicles........
IDKKK69 0
Thank you longing, that was the joke.
effedml 5
#60 If she would tell his family that he's gay, it's understood that she would say he had a small dick. Good job reading between the lines #20.
Krilleee 5
so tell all of them that u broke up becuse of her tolding u she has herpes?
unfortunate_13 5
you don't go and tell everyone your ex has herpes. that will probably take away your chances on getting laid even more than people believing you are gay.
Krilleee 5
HAHA i dont know , just tired and really dont think .. then tell everybody she's a shemale n got a big black dick who's goin to **** all of them in the backdoor. makes no sense but who gives a **** ... 0.o
sourgirl101 29
Bad idea,7. If someone said that their ex has herpes, I'd automatically think that they do too. Sleeping with someone with an STD means chances are you caught it too.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Most people already have herpes anyway :-)
frankgrimes 4
her tolding you? you sir are an idiot
Krilleee 5
TOLD * are u guys happy now? haha
conmanusmc 0
still wrong. it's telling
Krilleee 5
yeah yeah whatever ... i dont give a shieeet!
Tjerk 2
lol I did that
mismonroe 0
Tolding made me day.
Krilleee 5
110 , that's nice! happy to hear that :-)
chogle 8
117- I like your attempt at being passive aggressive there. I can 'tolding' that you really tried.
lashtx 0
rly. tolding??
iAmScrubs 19
She's a complete maniac! It's worse than Godzilla! She must be stopped!
MrXerxes5 6
go buy yourself a bottle(if your old enough) or make everyone think she got an abortion.
sourgirl101 29
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say But nothin comes out when they move their lips; Just a bunch of gibberish And motherfuckers act like they forgot about dre
ubetrwatchBN 5
Me 'n dre stood next to a burnt down house, with can full of gas 'n a handful of matches, and still weren't found out...
sourgirl101 29
I guess they did forget about Dre. What happened to all the Eminem fans? (: I thought of these lyrics when I read 17's comment because I couldn't make heads or tails of it!
eminemchick 19
thank god eminem was rapping in that song. slim shadyy hotter than a set of twin babiess in a mercedes benz wit the windows up and the temp goes up to the mid-80s :)
noto_fml 0
rofl. what a bitch.
Zombieslayer1 0
the little bitch, tell the people who might in the future go out with her that you guys broke it off cuz she used to have a dick.
Nienna88 0
Then people would really think he's gay.
bentleysdad11611 0
yes this is gold use this one
Monii_Harlz 11
54 - not necessarily, if she says he's gay and then he says he broke up with her cause she has a dick then, it kinda backfires lol
puppiesandrainbo 1
That sucks, I would hate it if people thought I was gay.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
What's wrong with being gay?
warpig182 0
Everything.
TheNewGuy03 29
well, if you're straight, then yes, there is something wrong with being perceived as gay. if you're gay, it's a win-win! :D |the kid|
Spunker59 0
true statement
cp2 0
nothing wrong, whats wrong is when you mislead other people