Loola
France
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Santa
Canada
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
childdreamkiller
Canada
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
perenoel
France
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
I said whaat
Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML
tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML
NorwegianMadman
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
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nick17 0
He's gonna get u with his north pole LOL
domii_fml 0
you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout i'm telling you why, santa is gonnna rape you, tonight.
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Comments (38)
liaotin 0
Er, Didi, I thought Father Christmas lived in Lapland? Santa lives at the North Pole.
WhyAmUHere 19
Father Christmas, in French lore, lives in Heaven and descends on a cloud.
christiner51 0
LMAO LMAO LMAO! Totally agreed.
Lebb 0
Keep a knife for saftey lol jk im scared for u fyl
nick17 0
He's gonna get u with his north pole LOL
GiddyXD 0
LOL! WIN!
awesome1145 0
lol.
amd3lky 0
lmao
validus 0
what about his elves and reindeer?
babeechickGURL 0
wouldn't it be a south pole?
ronton 4
haha nice south pole is even better
peasonearth 8
more like xxx-mas lololol
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
duude; that totally happened to me before :x I was in K-Mart and Santa held onto my waist and told my mom "No, she can stay right here." while he slapped his lap. creeeeper.
silly_kate 0
well, santa is evil! annogram for satan!!! O.O! just kidding, but the song says he sees when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake! O.O!
DeafChef 0
you better watch out, you better not cry
pizz0wn3d 0
more like christmas night.
ladidalisa 0
hah
domii_fml 0
you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout i'm telling you why, santa is gonnna rape you, tonight.
chelsaaay 0
Lmaooo dE