Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
Today, while practicing for a competition, someone decided to spin a rifle with a bayonet. I'm currently sitting in the ER with stitches in my foot. FML
Smooth moves
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Doofus
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Was it worth it?
Today, I went to the orthopedist resulting from an incident last Sunday during a baseball game. After crushing a hit into right field, I slid into second base, making it thankfully, toppling over the base. The orthopedist needs a STAT MRI about a possible torn ACL and a possible torn MCL. We also lost 22-1. FML
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
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ChenEighty 20
I feel like every FML that starts with "I thought it'd be funny/cool" ends in the same way, and they always deserved it.
killuhand 12
seems like you can't handle big balls
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ChenEighty 20
I feel like every FML that starts with "I thought it'd be funny/cool" ends in the same way, and they always deserved it.
Redoxx_fml 22
That's cause they "thought" wrong
jerryj 27
You're absolutely right. And you'd think these OP's would learn from this, seeing as how they are so visible on this site. So many needless accidents could be avoided.
TheCanucklehead 22
I'm ops defence, everybody has swung at a basketball with a baseball bat at on point or another
TheCanucklehead 22
What I don't get is how he ended up injuring himself to the point of needing stitches. How does that even happen?
Redoxx_fml 22
Really 33? Everyone?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I did that when I was a youngin', 33. I whacked the shit out of basketballs because I then wouldn't have to run quite as far to get it back. All my baseballs wound up in the woods, so that was my little trick to keep it from happening. Never failed so bad I had to get stitches though, maybe you should stick to staying inside, OP, imaginary sports may not be your forte.
ChenEighty 20
33, Wait, you're his defense? How kind of you. Anyways, no one I've met has done that to my knowledge. Maybe evaluate the people you hang around?
zomgbies 17
The only way I could see this happening is if the ball was on the ground and you swung the bat downward like an axe. In that case...... BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YDI!
Caitie_kid 8
I've done that 33. It's called being a kid and having an imagination.
then000bster 16
58 it can be that someone was "pitching" the basketball and since the ball is heavier it overcame his swing and forced the bat back into the person's head. This is probably the most common way :)
Enslaved 38
I've done that. I've even hit rocks (plus) with a baseball bat. Nothing bad ever happened. The only way I can see it going ER wrong, is if the OP did something like-- hit the basketball while it laid on the floor and the bat ricocheted off it and hit him.
Llama_Face89 34
33- I never have... Golf clubs are another story though.
TheCanucklehead 22
Look at the adults disagreeing with my first comment. How cute. People know baseballs are what you're supposed to hit with a bat. Every person, whether they're with someone or by themselves will try to hit the larger basketball and see what happens. You must seriously lack an imagination if you don't try it
lilhellian 27
Or atleast have the common sense that they are more than likely to injure themselves.
monnanon 14
i was under the impression the force of hitting the basketball shattered the bat and he ended up with cuts from the wooden splinters however i do not come from a country that plays baseball so i may be at a disadvantage here.
drewflav 17
1 - here's an example FML where I doubt the OP would deserve it: Today, I thought it'd be cool to wake my wife up with breakfast in bed. She instinctively pulled a gun and shot me in the hand, causing me to spill the orange juice on my iPhone sitting on the bedside table. FML. Could you honestly tell me OP would deserve that? You're a douche if you think so, if not then you're not being honest with your original statement. :P
CallMeMcFeelii 14
What kind of women are you sleeping with, 88? All the girls I know wouldn't pull a ******* gun on me if I woke them up. Maybe a punch to the gonads, but shit, I don't think any of them would shoot me in the god damn hand. Especially it I'm bringing them breakfast, haha. Your scenario is ridiculously far fetched, pal.
IloveToLaugh143 21
They need to start putting those warning advisories on Vines...
alan2kai13 3
I just wanna know how this could happen
starile 20
HAH @ #94 pointing out OTHER people's far-fetched comments!
killuhand 12
seems like you can't handle big balls
IAmJad 18
How the hell did you need stitches for doing that?
RpiesSPIES 27
Hits ball with (wooden?) bat. Bat breaks and splinters. OP receives injury from everything that hit him.
tacojauns 45
If you try to hit the basketball with the bat the basketball will push the bat towards you face depending how he hit it
rocketiquette 20
If it was a wooden bat maybe it splintered. No tellin though, really. I wonder if he saw the "best of" vine where a guy actually did this and landed it in the hoop.
timelessone 16
No joke I broke two front teeth doing this when I was a kid.
obnum 19
Honestly doesnt sound like a thing that would cause injury. Well, as long as the basketball wasn't thrown at him hard... I imagine OP bouncing the ball then whacking it. But clearly my scenario is wrong if OP needed stitches.
slimkelsey 17
We have to do this for softball to keep our wrists strong all the way through the swing and we've had some close calls with the metal bat bouncing back and hitting people in the face
MelTheGreat 23
And why aren't there illustrations of some FML's? :/
life_sucks225 13
When you hit a basketball with ANY kind of bat, the bat bounces back depending on the amount of force. OP here didn't know that, and faced the consequences.
_parth 20
I broke my chin like that, I was doing exactly the same when I was a kid.
Cartera 10
Sounds like you struck out, Babe Ruth.
drizzy11 18
Lol badass comment
jayceejaco 15
You learn something new everyday....
DrownedMyFish 18
This is why we need to think things through before doing them.
eddeeezzyy 19
This is why we can't have nice things.
starile 20
This is why we have ants.
calilovesneb 12
There's too much story missing here. My imagination isn't creative enough to figure out how that landed you in the ER, do explain further please?
junkman6 22
It's an old prank people played. Toss a basketball and watch someone try to hit it with a bat. If its an aluminum bat it rebounds and tags em in the face more often then not.
ptoka 20
Or he was hitting the ball to the ground to make it go higher in the air, bat recoiled and struck him right in the forehead. I wish I knew where he needed the stitches, that would help a lot.
KingreX32 21
isn't it obvious, he hit the ball with the bat then it went through the hoop voiced off the ground, hit a paint bucket, which then landed on an open grill causing it to burst into flames exploding in a fiery inferno which then burnt down the neighborhood and in a panic OP tripped over crack in the ground and when they got up got punched in the face by a umpalunpa.
Grauncho 27
I nominate you for a Darwin Award.
derjoachim 6
It is a YDI if I have ever seen one. However, the story does not specify whether OP has removed himself from the gene pool permanently, thereby disqualifying him from the awards.
gunnerysgt 15
Is it possible to remove oneself from the gene pool temporarily? I guess if you get revived by paramedics... If that's what you meant 45
monnanon 14
to recieve a darwin award you have to remove yourself from the gene pool either by 1. dying or 2. rendering yourself unable to reproduce. if op cracked his nuts he would be unable to reproduce until they healed but as it is temporary he would not qualify for a darwin award.
ForkymeetsPorky 15
So, what did you tell the doctor? You were an idiot, your friends did it, or was it a random jackass with a baseball bat?
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
I'm sure a doctor has heard/seen worse. Lol
SMHsohard 22
Truthfully, speaking as a Nurse, this falls into the "How the Hell do you manage to cross the street without getting killed?" category. You'll get talked about in the break room until something exciting happens later in the shift, but you won't make any ER's Top Ten list.
Metal_Avenger 9
Did you get stabbed by someone who doesn't like it when you hit basketballs with baseball bats?