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Mr Lethbridge, Canada 41 years-old In a relationship

reyoflight 19 April 2013, 22:04 Rio De Janeiro, Brazil 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML

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Anonymous 22 April 2013, 20:16 United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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