Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
Today, I realized that the guy I lost my virginity to only slept with me for a bet. He confessed and apologized. He truly looked like he regretted it, so I forgave him and we hooked up again. Turns out this was a bet too. The worst part? I would do it again, because I'm really that lonely. FML
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Top comments
sanuxo_ 22
That's just sad.
flufee2 27
That should have been a clear sign that it wasn't the right time to lose it...
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Comments (126)
trellz17 19
I didn't know people actually did that.
myeviltwin 20
Skipped the comments. But seriously, you had to beg a hooker to take your money?????? I have absolutely no response to that.
MissLily_fml 4
Sorry... :(
Jellysweetheart 23
That's definitely you deserved it... You actively sought a hooker because you felt like having sex.
BubbleGrunge 18
I mean, most people who seek hookers are looking for sex.
ShitHappen_fml 15
What is up with losing virginity? there are things more important than that in life you know!
siniclehamster 16
I agree, but come on its definitely on most people's bucket list and the basis of life itself.
ranasinj 11
This is beyond pathetic. It's even worse because you chose to pay for sex for your first time. You are a disgusting excuse for a man.
ARetardedSeal 24
Is it like the social norm to lose virginity before marriage? Seriously bro, you nerd to think before you act.
limabeans101029 21
Well... yes, it is a social norm to have sex before marriage. Most people understand the fact that it's not a terrible and evil thing to have sex before getting married. A lot of people do it.
underthesea12 24
It's pretty bad when you have to neg a hooker. ydi
CenturionK 3
Really sorry your life is so rough, but patience is a virtue, and some things are worth waiting for.
pawelthink 14
This is rough.