Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
Today, I realized that the guy I lost my virginity to only slept with me for a bet. He confessed and apologized. He truly looked like he regretted it, so I forgave him and we hooked up again. Turns out this was a bet too. The worst part? I would do it again, because I'm really that lonely. FML
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sanuxo_ 22
That's just sad.
flufee2 27
That should have been a clear sign that it wasn't the right time to lose it...
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Comments (126)
Foxy_On_Fire 21
At least your so called friend didn't force you to have sex with her old and creepy and married brother in law. I never felt so violated and betrayed. She think she did me a favor ridding me of my virgin status. All she did was scar me more then what I already was. They are both in jail now. Oh and I may be pregnant.
syed121417 22
I'm sorry that sounds really sad but nobody asked for your life story
Holgermis 5
Isn't that what this page is about?
kayla5797 9
How does your friend force you to have sex with her "creepy and old brother in law?" Honestly you sound like one of those girls that have sex with a guy willingly and then turn around and say you were raped because he wouldn't stay with you.
jcast0627 9
Okay I thought the post said "involved me being a hooker to make my money." Either way it's sad.
missyfiona89 28
Your life will be complete when you find out that you'd caught an STD from that hooker:)
nickthemax 2
that's a discrace to a fellow illinoision
smalltownman 15
"she put a bag on my head.... still counts!" -lonely island
syed121417 22
"I just had seeeeeeex"
syed121417 22
You had to beg her? I don't understand, hookers are supposed to lay on their backs for everyone for money, that's what they do. I dont know, man. That's kind of sad. But, you should've saved it. It should be with someone you give more than your body to
granCanyon 12
Depends what kind of prostitute he wanted to see. Some have pretty high standards and won't even bother with you if you're not the kind of guy they usually serve. There is a big difference between a crack ***** and an exclusive escort. Also some might refuse to have sex with very young customers. An exclusive escort could easily charge a 1000 dollars for one hour. They won't sleep with everybody even if you have the money.
Sharkbait777 5
probably didn't last long
DreamExpldr 5
Lmaooo xD
ShinyGyarados 3
Well, most women these days do not want sex and have extremely high standards, so I can somewhat understand the predicament.
drc428 5
who cares about virginity just move on with life!