Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
Today, I realized that the guy I lost my virginity to only slept with me for a bet. He confessed and apologized. He truly looked like he regretted it, so I forgave him and we hooked up again. Turns out this was a bet too. The worst part? I would do it again, because I'm really that lonely. FML
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sanuxo_ 22
That's just sad.
flufee2 27
That should have been a clear sign that it wasn't the right time to lose it...
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Comments (126)
AGuyNamedI 7
Now that you've joined the rest of us... Bet you wish you still had that money... I'm sorry you felt the need to bang a prostitute to rid yourself of a stupid word.
Aegimus 5
You could've just waited.
JakeStateFarm1 3
Good way to get Ebola. haha
sharedcat 6
I lost my virginity at a latina happy ending massage place. Don't regret a thing. She was hot and it was such a useful experience for learning and *******
layzboy 3
doesnt matter had sex
TheDirectorFury 2
in Illinois bro?
iBiteUrFaceXO 13
I hope this doesn't come off as rude, but you really shouldn't have done it. You should have waited until you found someone willing to take it, not paying some skaggy street harlot to do it. It may not have been the right time for you to lose it. But if you want to do it that way OP, just watch out for diseases and be safe. And at least you got laid.
billito209 8
Good for you man. However you gotta get it in
Danielvera212 4
God damn that sucks
NamelessFace 22
What, were your high school buddies teasing you for it? Seriously man, the sex itself is meaningless if the person isn't even someone you KNOW, let alone LOVE.