Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
Today, I realized that the guy I lost my virginity to only slept with me for a bet. He confessed and apologized. He truly looked like he regretted it, so I forgave him and we hooked up again. Turns out this was a bet too. The worst part? I would do it again, because I'm really that lonely. FML
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sanuxo_ 22
That's just sad.
flufee2 27
That should have been a clear sign that it wasn't the right time to lose it...
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Comments (126)
DawnDarke 14
Not sure about self-respect, but you HAD to go to a hooker? Also, considering you had to beg for them to take the money, it's entirely possible that they pitied you. Sorry to hear, OP
ostfaiz 18
Congrats OP, whats done is done buddy NO REGRETS..but would love to know the story WHY the hell u begged!! F* YOUR LIFE
vlalam 24
consider urself lucky.. m sure there r ppl out there who maynot have had that opportunity
lalaney 14
There are lots of wonderful sex workers out there that can help you with your confidence in sexuality and relationships. Maybe it's not the way you want to remember your first time, but I wish you wouldn't show such disgust and disrespect to someone like that. She is a person. Maybe your blatant disgust for her and her line of work was why she didn't want to and you had to talk her into it. Even "hookers" have standards. Maybe if you treated her like a human being, you could've had a nice time.
sansa304 2
Fake
mrSuper 1
free trial bro
jodyl1 5
Did OP have to beg because he was a virgin? Or was it some other reason? Personally, I would have rather lost my virginity to a higher end escort than to the woman I actually did lose it with. That should give you an idea of just how horrible of an experience it was for me. That side, I think the OP left out the reason for having to beg, which can change the what the post means.
anythingwilldo 10
I'd do it with you for free
ThatAmericanGirl 5
Ummm...you're going to jail.
Thatguy334 7
Only if he got caught by the cops. He Could walk into a police station and confess and they probably wouldn't do anything
SystemofaBlink41 27
Holden?
syed121417 22
*Holden Caulfield pops up* You're a phony