Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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Top comments
tigrouficele2012 44
If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O
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Comments (264)
Zebidee 9
Wax. Job done. Next problem?
QueenChristy 6
how about if he don't want to wax?
Zebidee 9
#108 - shave, clipper, electrolysis, depilatory cream, those machines that pull the hair out by the roots, tweezers, chemotherapy, starting a BBQ with lighter fluid... There's a ton of ways to get rid of unwanted body hair - pretty much every one of us removes hair in some way or another, practically every day. If the OP doesn't want to deal with it, then they shouldn't whine. If they DO see it as being a problem, there's a huge range of ways to sort it out.
impatientkarma 0
Why would somebody want to be with somebody whose body look like shit? Most people are with someone they're attracted to. I'm just saying...
iltby 3
Not really someone you want to be with anyway. Her loss.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O
stinkmeaner 3
LMFAO! Sucks to be you CHEWIE! Shave Nagger!
Joseph_Stalin 0
Your not a real man if you shave off all your chest hair. Although do trim...
blo0_starZz 0
agreed.. wsnt it just 2 yrs ago th@ women adored REALLY hairy men? the hairless men look lyk rufus in kim possible but more *throw up*, u knw? ;)
MarkSeattle 0
agree with 1, she was no good. since it bugs you too, you could use clippers on a short setting instead of shaving it will remove most of the hairy look.
Justincolon22 15
his fault not yours
underyourbreath 8
You should invest in manscaping. But don't get discouraged, there are lots women out there who dig the shag.
Justincolon22 15
And I take it your one of them? jk lol
ashbashbraun31 0
manscaping..hahahahahah
iSitt 0
walk around with your shirt open so you can attract those women who prefer chest hair and filter out those who don't. and watch the tv show MagnumPI
crazyaces89 7
What a bitch...my bf has a hairy chest but I don't let it bother me...she is as shallow as they come