Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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Top comments
tigrouficele2012 44
If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O
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Comments (264)
alexaluvee 0
why be self conscious about it when it's fixable.? just trim and shave it. chest hairs unattractive anyway
ladaintyfille 0
Wow, what a bitch! Hairy chest and stomach is extremely sexy to me and I know plenty of hot women who feel the same way, whether or not you're self-conscious about it. Stay hot!
meteor_stream 9
Hey, I guess I'm not the only person here who thinks the same ^^
brianjman14 23
**** that bitch. She doesn't deserve you.
jakii_ 0
what a douche girlfriend if you're that self coinscious about it, you can always wax
honeylove36 0
yummy
beachlova910 0
just shave it off...no biggy
Idahoarmywife 3
Yes, however there is a big difference between being honest and being a ****. She needs curb stomped. Though I find it funny that when a guy posts something on a bodily imperfections, everybody is sympathetic. When a female posts something on imperfections she is automatically called ugly and a fatass. I've always wondered why that is.
BobbingForOlives 2
Screw her. Chest hair is hot.
marcranger 29
go to a star wars convention. maybe you'll meet someone with a wookiee fetish. but seriously, that's gross! ydi for not shaving!
Jewelofagal 2
It IS a biggy (#68). The LAST thing a man with a hairy chest needs to do is to start shaving it. What a maintenance monster it would be trying to keep the hair removed. Except for the few hours immediately after shaving, his chest will turn to itchy, rough stubble which will be far, far worse of a situation than having a hairy chest was to begin with. IF the OP feels that strongly about it, he could look into laser hair removal (but plan to spend about $20k to remove such a large amount of hair). The best bet is for the OP to find a woman who loves him for him.