Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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tigrouficele2012 44
If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O
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meteor_stream 9
I suppose that a girl who can dump a person because of a single minor appearance flaw is just plain shallow. OP, no need to worry over something like chest hair - it's just the way you are, and your possible girlfriend should just love you for what you are. Yes, with the chest hair and any other "problems" that you might have. You should be cheering because you just got rid of a bitch who isn't responsible enough to accept all of you. Ain't that great? ^_~
varkey 7
if you're so embarrassed about it, why haven't you shaved it before (not because of your girlfriend, but you said you were really self conscious about your hairy chest) and that is kinda gross...
Cinn_fml 23
Actually, Idahoarmywife, if you look, some people are. However, it is less than if it were a girl who was saying she had a slight imperfection. However, that's probably due to a less narrow idea of what a man has to look like compared to women. Or it could be that this isn't considered as bad as some that women talk about.
SoulessRed 0
Shave it er somethin, either way she's a real bitch
cameobat 0
A lot of women (like me) think hairy men are super hot! OP, if shaving or waxing will make you feel good then you should go for it, but you should also be aware that a lot of women are going to love your body just the way it is. And I agree with all the people who think this girl acted like a bitch and that you're better off without her.
meteor_stream 9
Besides, shaving and waxing leave itchy red bumps when the hair starts to grow out. So, if I were in OP's place, I'd go with a "love me the way i am" variant.
J_Marine 0
Dude straight up, either shave it off. OR if you save up money laser hair removal, they have technology now days where it can either be permanent or 6 months. its awesome
blownfuse 0
20 grand for 6 months ... **** that !!! i have a hairy chest and am a red head also so suck it up 0P at least ur not a hairy red head and trim the hair so it doesn't look like cousin it everywhere ... the only place I'd laser is if and when the hair grows on the back ... cuz that's just gross... I'm lucky so far .. but other than that dude save ur money ... go to the gym also the better shape ur in the less likely a girl is to turn u down cuz of the hair :)
Nick_1993 2
well she is a bitch... if your hairy it means your a man. but if its like crazy just trim it a little and be proud of it. i have a hairy ass and im proud of it!
blahzz 4
Shit. i love your confidence. lol
doubleeL 0
GET S0ME!
Namenlos_fml 20
She's a ****. If she didn't dump you over this, it would have been something else stupid. As for you, OP, you have two choices: wax.... lots and lots of wax.... or just come to terms with the body hair. It's natural. Like that tiny bit of flab that some people have (both men and women) and can't get rid of no matter how they diet and exercise.
Justincolon22 15
with exercose
Shalamar 4
Some women (raises hand) love hairy men. You'll find someone who thinks you're gorgeous just the way you are.