Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
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lonkite101 14
It'll be fine. Ask the boy if he's ok, and you'll be fine. It isn't the biggest problem.
Shadowvoid 33
At least you are happy? :/ apologize to the boy and enjoy your special someone.
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Comments (112)
malfanese 6
As horrible as this sounds, I wish my boyfriend would do the same to me.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
It's not horrible if you just mean the romantic part ;) Unless.... :O you want to hit kids on bicycles?!?! .... 75 points for a well-placed kick to the face. :D
malfanese 6
Is it 100 points if I manage one in the nads?
greenie213 23
I've now seen two FMLs that suggest spinning my girlfriend around is a horrible idea.
RecklessJellyBea 7
Doing things you see in the movies usually never works out..
coughyochick 7
In starting to think people click "YDI" for no reason
raphdragon02 8
Maybe the movie was a romantic comedy :p
Megan98 18
Deserves it for getting in the way! (:
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh really? I get the feeling this kid was at the wrong place at the wrong time. You probably say the same thing to unfortunate accident victims, since "they deserves it for getting in the way! (:".
StayClassyLassy 6
That's like saying that the people of the Colorado massacre deserve it because they where at the movie theater at midnight.
AFloppyWetWhale 6
Well said
Megan98 18
I was just kidding, I've been told I have a sick senso of humor. Sorry (:
Megan98 18
Oh yes, just because I Was teasing about the little kid I totally think that the 9-11 victims and theatre shooting victims deserved it. That comment I put earlier truly shows my evil character and hate for the world. You caught me...
lemonademixer 7
i've done to some people before it's ok
blackstar994 5
That shooting was something totally different. People died there and they couldn't of seen it coming. This little kid could of seen a chick getting spun around on the same damn sidewalk as him. And you shouldn't talk about murders like that. You'll piss a lot of people off.
herponi 2
I doubt hes traumatized. I was just an accident.
emit97 8
Q. R
misspulkadot24 17
Seems like "spinning around like in the movies" doesn't ever work out except for in the movies.
aimeesea75 16
At least he didn't grimace and struggle to lift you.