Today, it's been a week since my girlfriend has been mad at me but still won’t tell me why. Then she came on to me all sexy like, so I thought all was forgiven. Nope, she was just horny. Once she got her orgasm, she left me blue-balled, went right back to being mad at me, and still won’t explain why. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, it's been two days and my girlfriend still won't talk to me. Why? Because she made out with a mutual friend at a party, and got mad at me for thinking it was hot rather than being jealous. FML
Today, my girlfriend raged furiously at me for never initiating sex. The reason I haven't been initiating is because she was on a medically-ordered sex ban, and she "forgot to tell me" that her doctor had cleared her two weeks ago. She's still mad at me, and there's still no sex. FML
Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a nasty fight. After a few hours, she wanted to give me a blowjob, so I thought we weren't mad at each other anymore. Turns out she was still mad because she bit my penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I failed to notice I’ve been on a sex ban as punishment for upsetting her mother 3 weeks ago. Three weeks isn’t even our longest no sex period; we’ve gone months without sex before for no good reason, so is it any wonder I didn’t notice after only 3 weeks? FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML
Today, my fiancee told me she felt horny and was excited for bed, then got mad when I seemed indifferent. I'd be more interested if she didn't constantly wind me up by talking about sex, then get cold feet the second we're alone. FML
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Top comments
Ghostrui 31
She lacks maturity to be in a relationship, communication is crucial. You lose that, the relationship begins a breakdown.
cuz803 46
Communication is key. If this persists, leave her. Idk if she's messing with you or if she's immature but don't let this continue for too long. Pathetic relationships will make you miss being single.
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Comments (8)
Ghostrui 31
She lacks maturity to be in a relationship, communication is crucial. You lose that, the relationship begins a breakdown.
cuz803 46
Communication is key. If this persists, leave her. Idk if she's messing with you or if she's immature but don't let this continue for too long. Pathetic relationships will make you miss being single.
RichardPencil 32
You should buy her a ***** and leave. You deserve a woman who will openly criticize you and articulately point out all of the ways you disappoint her.
Thaylok 17
Obviously, the bedroom is NOT where he disappoints her.
Chiefanatic 2
I completely agree. Cut the bitch off. When she asks what’s wrong tell her she needs to grow up & communicate or you’re going to bail.
JasonThorn 23
Childish, Selfish, Manipulative...OP? RUN.
Yudith 28
Oh, how the turntables... Usually it's the man who orgasms, and the woman who's left hanging.
mambamami15 2
at least your satisfying shell stick around
Chiefanatic 2
I’m with most of the people here. She’s being passive aggressive and childish. You need to tell her that if she wants this relationship to work she can’t shut down like this. If she won’t talk, I’d start packing my clothes. If she won’t talk about this, how can you go forward knowing that if she gets pissed you have this bullshit to deal with & look forward to?