Today, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, hoping maybe we could give it another try. I emailed it to her and went about my day, wondering if she would respond. About six hours later, a deputy knocks on my door and serves me with an order of protection. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, after I got dumped a few months ago, I wrote a love letter to win her back. Romantic, right? She didn't think so. She called the cops. Now I may lose my job and my pension, and have to start life over at 40. FML
Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML
Today, I phoned my ex, who I only broke up with a week ago. I then told her about the song I'd written about her. I have written a song, but it's shite and I would die of embarrassment if I ever had to play it to her. I’ll have to play it to her and confess my simpy, wet ways. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I wanted to rub my success in my ex's face to get her back for breaking my heart. I typed the perfect email, included every detail of opening my own business, buying my own home and cleverly intertwined insults. A few hours later, she replied, "That’s nice. Who’s this?" FML
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core01 30
Where I live, in order to get a PPO you had to do some seriously scary shit before you get one. I'm guessing the song was a long line of inappropriate actions. Please seek out therapy.
RichardPencil 32
Your song must have really sucked.
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RichardPencil 32
Your song must have really sucked.
Jon Tessler 14
she is your ex for a reason.....as they sing in Frozen "Let it go". Find a new love interest. ps YDI
Hangryko 32
I hope you can now accept that it's over.
Silver_helmet 10
Not sure you want to be friends with someone toxic like this. Time to slowly stop answering his messages and prefer other people.
core01 30
Where I live, in order to get a PPO you had to do some seriously scary shit before you get one. I'm guessing the song was a long line of inappropriate actions. Please seek out therapy.
tey21 15
if you havnt been speaking to your ex and then randomly write a song for them. yes that's weird.
Snailfarts 27
you should probably leave Delilah alone