Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
pointofthesun 1
You are an idiot
ariannaimelda 7
He may be on to something...
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Comments (221)
disengaged 6
Umm... Yeah... I failed my first test because I ran a stop sign that I didn't see. You, my friend, have taken my level of fail and exaggerated it tenfold
vi3tno_romeo 5
Instead of taking the driving test I think u need to be taking more driving lessons
vtoslayer_fml 8
Figures, women can't drive.
Coffeebang 17
I would too
bradbin06 3
20 says your a chick!
tonygar 17
Sign up for Drivers Ed/Training, Practice Practice Practice
Lizzy500 16
All these posts, and I'm the first one to ask if OP's name is Spongebob Squarepants?
immaMonsta 8
How do you NOT deserve this?
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Maybe he called you an idiot because...well..you ARE an idiot. Congratulations.
daltonromanowski 11
I'm sorry your instructor called you an idiot. It was unprofessional and uncalled for, not to mention unreasonably disrespectful. Everybody makes mistakes, and granted, making mistakes in a machine easily capable of killing people is a little more severe, but if you aren't used to driving, mistakes are expected. Might I suggest driving out into the countryside or something a little more open to practice? Practicing will help you get better. Usually when you take the test, you're supposed to not make mistakes as grave as those (it's supposed to be a test that shows you know how to drive and deserve a license, really). So if you aren't ready, don't waste your time. Just keep practicing. Driving can be hard at first and a little frightening but you'll get the hang of it if you keep it up. Good luck, OP.