Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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pointofthesun 1
You are an idiot
ariannaimelda 7
He may be on to something...
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Comments (221)
Fricktion 3
I don't think you're THAT dumb. You probably got stupid due to being nervous or anxious! Relax! I'll say this though. Women are the scariest drivers ever! They commit halfway through getting off freeways and their brain shuts down! Scary shit! I've never seen a guy do this in all my years of driving. I've seen it a copious amount of times! Wow... could I use more exclamation points!?
hannahlove6544 0
I think he was right..........
Eiregal2 10
Eeek! I hope I do better in my test, sitting the theory test first next week. Then pass on to real car. Yay I say.
Britt125 16
Your instructor wasn't wrong, but at least you proved you're an idiot during your test and before they gave you a license, too many people get by as it is. It's better than killing somebody.
devvie7 4
You're a girl, explains everything.
maddiewoah 15
OP.... you obviously ARE an idiot. Sorry, but it must be true.
granolabutt8 7
Wow, that's real ******* encouraging. Don't get discouraged, I had to take the test 3 times, lots of people do. Nerves play a big part of it. The time I took it when I finally passed, the instructor said "You seem nervous. Don't be, you're doing fine." It would help to spend an hour or so before hand driving around town in the car you plan on testing in. I learned that lesson the hard way. Good luck!
darkinners 6
you are indeed
t_o_d_a_y 0
try a driving school first
kevpple 0
EPIC FAIL