Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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pointofthesun 1
You are an idiot
ariannaimelda 7
He may be on to something...
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Comments (221)
dansco 25
And they were correct! Are you surprised? You should never be allowed on the road! Learn to drive properly...
girlnxdoor 1
You sound like an idiot
cami197934 3
Me thinks you need a wee bit more practice?
PrettyNightmares 5
And he was spot on with that accusation.
SoultheWolf 19
This is why people say women are horrible drivers... You shame our gender!
KatieKupcake4195 9
Look ahead of you while driving OP. Pay attention to the signs, lights, cars around you, lanes, and pedestrians :) Better luck next time
elzyooo 1
you give female drivers a bad name!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Idiot is putting it nicely. It's drivers like you that made me scared to get a license until I was 21. And you're a female, so you give all female drivers a bad name. Seriously, it's not hard to see a stop sign and a crosswalk. I know parallel parking isn't easy, but come on. Please, never ever get a license...YTDI
lucasjames22 8
and your instructor is right.
kevingirl 6
Your instructor was correct.