Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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pointofthesun 1
You are an idiot
ariannaimelda 7
He may be on to something...
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Comments (221)
bhawks11 0
Your a dumb ass
derkster 6
L2drive :)
alexicanaaa 7
You're so much of an idiot it makes me want to kick you. Hard. Retard.
daltonromanowski 11
Wow, you're cool.
OfficeNinja 5
Glad to hear Florida does not have a monopoly on terrible drivers. Texas has em too! I don't know if that necessary makes me feel any safer now.
capnbzarr 43
In California, if you hit ANYTHING it's an instant fail. My friend in HS drove over an empty paper bag during his so he had to wait and retake the test.
Mirequetz 6
"Brittany" - Nuff said.
melibear89 7
Wow. I'm glad you failed your test saves us cops a lot of paperwork. Please consider re-reading your drivers handbook and practicing what you read on empty roads so us cops don't have to respond to a bad wreck.
zenrael 21
Don't worry idiot. One of them will pass you. D:
kingchelsea 3
Get a bus pass
afriends 0
This just goes to show that women should NOT be driving. Instead, they should be in the kitchen making sandwiches.