Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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pointofthesun 1
You are an idiot
ariannaimelda 7
He may be on to something...
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Comments (221)
TIMMYSP 0
Maby its a good idea to learn how to drive before taking the test
savfd645 7
That right there proves you don't need to be driving. Your instructor was right. You are an idiot!! :)
DocBastard 40
*checks OP's location* Thank god I'm not in Texas.
melissahoefs83 2
Wow. Glad I don't leave anywhere near you! Yikes! I hope you never get your license
stevenmx86 8
I can't up or down vote from my phone but +1 for the "You are an idiot" comment!
ac11_fml 0
He was sooooo right
j_cat187 20
I hope you never drive.
RosieJim 2
Lol really? That's terrible you should try To pass your driving in London!!!! Just to rub it I passed first time! Lol. : )
cath_1211 5
I would not insure you
lazypopo 0
Driving isn't for everyone. If you ever work a job that requires checking ID's you will realize most people do not hold drivers licenses or they never learned how to drive in the first place. Maybe you should stick to public transportation if you can't get the hang of driving.
Lizzy500 16
That depends on where you live. Probably true in the city but if you live in the country like I do and public transportation isn't an option, it's either learn to drive or never leave the house. Of course, out here there's less stuff to hit...
lazypopo 0
That is true. I completely forgot about that situation.