Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
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Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
One tiny mistake
Today, I failed my driving test. Zero minor errors, one major fault. The fault was me thinking the road was one-way, positioned my car on the right lane to turn right, only to find out I was in the lane of oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Who's fault is that?
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
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tehman117 21
And this is when you report him and say "you failed, at keeping a job"
dixiefoxx 22
You did the right thing.
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tehman117 21
And this is when you report him and say "you failed, at keeping a job"
K410 18
Same shit happened to me too when some jackass ran a stop sign and nearly t-boned us... It's a miracle how these people are on the road -.-
tehman117 21
There related to the instructors and when they're about to fail they say "c'mon dude you owe me one."
horne2 9
^wat
MikeonFML 17
If you get a second chance sneak in a dash cam. Everyone knows when you over-prepare nothing happens.
amDes 11
I would have also made the point that if you were turning left, then the car who ran the red light would have hit the instructors side and he could have died. You are in other words the hero and saved their life so they should stop being a dick!
MagicMike1496 6
That is a good way of putting it! Way to be a Hero OP!
dixiefoxx 22
You did the right thing.
summerguy97 16
In my driver's Ed course I was told that even if you have the right of way not to assume you'll get it.
misskay007 1
<sarcasm>No, EVERYONE knows that op should've kept going then slammed on her horn repeatedly, duh. </sarcasm> I moved to North Carolina from PA in January, and I can't even begin to tell you how many cars I've seen go even when the light is red (I've seen anywhere from four to six cars go at once after the light has turned red)- so, OP you're going to need to get used to shit like that. Also, you're going to want to prepare yourself for people cutting out in front of you, cars driving without their headlights on (in the dark and in stormy weather). From what I've seen, there's too many people who text/**** around with their phones while they're driving, so just keep being a cautious driver and good luck, hopefully you'll pass next time.
TrinityisLife 22
lol, my manager moved here to NC from PA. O_O Maybe you're her.......... Anyways, some of the DMV people here are awesome, some are asses. I was failed on a 3pt turn because I adjusted my car to avoid the curb and didn't back up straight. Got to love it.
Sputnikspak 13
42 - I live in Montreal, where drivers are notoriously unpredictable. My instructor said the same thing, and to ALWAYS look and be aware. Saved my ass in a few close shaves.
nurchok 15
OP, I believe, the whole point of getting driver's license is to understand that what is meant to be a means of transportation can also be a weapon. Choosing the safest route/aka avoiding trouble and retards is always the best thing to do, so I couldn't agree more with everyone in this branch of responses. Report the ass. Good luck and hope you pass next time with an instructor that is interested in your and others' safety rather than his wallet...
aeonsoul 12
Yeah, I was taught not to enter an intersection until it was clear of opposing traffic. And to drive defensively. Who the hell takes a turn because they got right of way, knowing they're going to get hit by an asshole running a red light?!
guy24 9
OP is a coward. Should push through next time.
Alyxi 20
#100 I've seen someone do that just to get the insurance money to replace the car purely bc no matter hat it's the one running the red light's fault. Stupidity getting rewarded. OP you did the right thing and I Hope you have taken everyone's advice and reported him and are given another chance to take your test soon. We need more careful, smart drivers out there!
150493x 29
Time for a new instructor. What an ass!
mmizbbz210 13
I agree. That is bullshit. Think he'd be grateful that someone who.is just testing to drive knew what good judgement was.
Narcoterrorist 6
I've found that DMV employees are among the bitterest people on the face of the earth.
DolfyuttSrednaz 2
You have never worked in retail then. We are the worst people, we just can't show it because we need our jobs. As much as we want to beat the shit out of people for every "if it doesn't scan then it's free!" joke or bitching at us for the price of something you saw on a sign that doesn't exist, we sit and smile, thinking "it's not worth it... yet..."
TheDistance567 10
Just wanted to mention that the DMV doesn't give the final test in every state. In Virginia you need to pay a company to take a driving course and the instructors there give you the final test. But other than that, yeah they are bitter.
TrinityisLife 22
The DMV does the final test here. =(
ToasterStroodle 6
There's a reason I try to be nice to everyone, I don't want to see anyone's dark side.
150493x 29
I feel your pain #48. I've worked in a supermarket. Someone complained at the price of an orange and claimed it was cheaper elsewhere. But the things you explained in your comment are exactly what I've experienced/felt.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Why was this downvoted? It's a valid point. Referring to 103, btw.
mweb8416 11
They fail you even if its not your fault... try again op!
SpicyDuck 22
They'd fail you even if you went for it knowing that car was coming for "taking an unsafe risk". It's such a money grab.
mweb8416 11
Yeah after some idiot does that you might as well go back to the building, it's over either way...
VeganVampyre 27
I would think you should be able to fight that... They must have a Drivers Ed court or something :P But seriously, that instructor was way wrong and should not have been able to fail you for that. Actually, you should have gotten bonus points for being a safe driver even when others around you pose a danger.
CaptMurdock 25
You may have failed, but at least you're still alive OP. Your instructor must be an idiot.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
I can't believe people let douchecanoes like that instructor have jobs.
KainMoogle 21
Douchecanoes... I learned a new word today!
mackdeezy 22
That was yesterday's word of the day
suri23 11
Instructor is a tool and an idiot.
Welshite 40
So...a hammer or a Phillips screwdriver?
Enslaved 38
Drinking screwdrivers will also get you hammered. :P
BossPathfinderGM 14
...and then nailed?
BossPathfinderGM 14
You did the right thing. I'd rather fail at a driving test than fail at life.
Roskie 16
I bet he still would've failed you if you kept going. FYL.
Melix 31
At least you're alive OP, I'd rather be alive and well than to be rammed into. Also, your instructor is stupid.
BeRT2me 13
Sign of the times... My dad had the exact opposite happen to him. Avoided being hit by a car the instructor didn't see, so he was passed on the spot.
starile 20
Does that happen? I'm sure he would've passed anyway, but shouldn't avoiding being hit be a normal expectation of taking the test?
therealafroninga 10
My second and first test I used the emergency break to basically drift away from an accident. Failed the first passed the second. It just depends on how the instructor values the written law, and actual driving skills.