Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
pointofthesun 1
You are an idiot
ariannaimelda 7
He may be on to something...
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Comments (221)
kirstyannemiller 4
She was hardly gonna say:well done, was she?
suprclssy 5
Please let everyone know If your ever on the road. We all need to avoid you. Seriously? Running a stop sign that's just really bad. Not only are you stupid you also apparently can't read.
Thaxton76 3
Remember you only have to stop at stop signs that have a white border remind your instructor of that.
sharkbait3415 0
And managed to pass the permit???
zander4310 5
Ydi
fsamslife92 8
You're not helping the stereotype by including your gender.
goddamniluvme 0
Smart guy, I like'em!
jstorie95 8
And you think you came close to passing?
ng607 2
Question: were you black-out drunk? Because that's how people drive when they're black-out drunk.
Jeffo193 13
How could you not deserve it?