Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
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Boon_fml 0
YDI..Why would you make noise during sex if your family is in the room right below yours? Either keep quiet, or don't do it when your family's around.
nerdsgetmehot 23
It could have been far worse! If my family ever heard me having sex, they would (at the very LEAST) kick me out. So count yourself lucky...
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Comments (88)
Ancarnia 0
At least they didn't come upstairs with a camera!
mona_is_here 10
YDI for having sex when parents are nearby. That's already a turnoff, I think.
hnz 13
family won't come with a camera.. I think they are understanding not to approach you
mona_is_here 10
At least I'd be embarrassed.
misfitSuperStar 0
Maybe op is sick & WANTS them to listen!!! Dang, op...back that thang up!!
Ilovelife07 0
How is this an fml? They politely left and let you finish
nishant5456 0
I don't get it. I'll just take a guess though. YDI for being too loud in bed that your family can hear it and now the don't have to watch **** on the tv, they get it live.
legonut4 0
it's funny because they can hear you having sex and that is awkward I bet the sex was nice an moist
remy3106 10
at 15 ur puppy is sooo cute :D
indi80 0
34 is so hot. jerking off to her
afdude87 6
damn have her scream into a pillow if shes that loud, shiet
katplayer 4
Sooooo... make less noise? I don't get how this is an FML.
hugopz 0
LOL
legonut4wannabe 0
lol @ 37
mells105 0
ydi for saying "mine and my boyfriend's"
nerdsgetmehot 23
It could have been far worse! If my family ever heard me having sex, they would (at the very LEAST) kick me out. So count yourself lucky...
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
but they never would . that is unless you get yourself a nose job and wash your hair . so don't worry , you won't be kicke out anytime soon (:
boopityboppity 11
Kick you out of the house? So you'd have to get your own place? Seems unnecessarily escalatory. Wait... *checks age* You're 21. Ignore me. *Considers not posting this, does anyway*
Ilovelife07 0
Well that was just mean. She's very pretty
illmatic2 16
19- It's pretty easy to make fun of somebodys pic when you don't even have one. Either put up a pic of yourself or leave.
misfitSuperStar 0
Nerds, I think you are really attractive! Don't listen to clueless a**clowns!!
remy3106 10
I don't understand!! what's wrong with her nose or her hair!? her nose is fine and her hair is gorgeous. at least she puts a pic up if her beautiful face while u sit there with ur ugly self and have a non existant picture and make fun of other people who r super pretty
cssuggs 0
the answer is that people talk shit about other on the net due to no consequences. There is nothing wrong with how she looks.
perdix 31
Are you blind, PurpleMonkeysFor? nerdsgetmehot gets me hot, and luckily for me, I'm a nerd!
SpicyDuck 22
My mom would do the same, like she didn't do anything at our age -__- And I agree! there is absolutely nothing wrong with your beautiful face! (:
mona_is_here 10
19 is just struggling with their inferiority complex. May Prozac help you.
boopityboppity 11
Haha, look at all the people offering encouragement to nerdsgetmehot even though she likely hasn't even seen the offending comment, and if she had, she wouldn't care. Not to say it isn't nice to do so. It just strikes me as amusing.
boopityboppity 11
Oh, and for SpicyDuck (34): It's just because in her mind, you're still her SpicyDuckling.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Thanks so much for all the encouragement, everyone! I never would have expected all this! :O You all are very sweet. :) And as childish as it probably is for me to care about the offending comment, Boopity, admittedly PurpleMonkeysFor did offend me a bit.
boopityboppity 11
My mistake, nerdsgetyouhot. My apologies if I made it seem as though that were childish (incidentally, it isn't); that certainly wasn't my intention. I just thought you wouldn't care. *Offers himself for sacrifice*
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh Boopity, no worries! I wasn't annoyed by your comment. :P Instead of me sacrificing you, would you like a cookie? Cookies are much more satisfying than being sacrificed.
boopityboppity 11
… Is it crunchy peanut-butter chocolate chip? With a plaid design made from a fork on top? Because, no joke, those are my favorites. Particularly when warm, just out of the oven, and soft.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh, you bet! Those are my second favorite. :)
boopityboppity 11
*Looks up, crumbs falling from mouth* Please, sir, may I have some more? To stay somewhat on topic: OP, that was a ridiculously stupid move, especially because you thought you were excessively loud.
Lucidium 0
Lmfao, you guys are so sad, I love people getting trolled in action. Go PurpleMonkey.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#52 Clearly you're a sadist. :)
wafflez333 0
everyone jumped to "nerdsgetmehot's" defense about her looks yet i dont recall him making any attacks at her appearance. i take no side in this but i merely think OP is an inconsiderate idiot.
perdix 31
wafflez33, your memory is very faulty. PurpleMonkeysFor said that nerdsgetsmehot has an ugly nose and dirty hair. I sprang to her defense because I like to score brownie points with pretty girls. And with her baking skillz, that might result in a literal brownie ... and maybe some sugar ;)
nerdsgetmehot 23
I like how someone actually voted the mean comment up. Nice.
Maddiiiex 1
YDI for having loud sex in a house full of people! hahaa
McLuvinmatt 0
lol, 2 your name is awesome!!
McLuvinmatt 0
32 is beast pic!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
PurpleWhatever must be a n00b, since nerds is our resident hottie. She probably gets the most pic compliments here, excepting the girls who post slutty booby pics. And rightfully so, IMO; she's pretty, sweet, *and* literate. :]
nerdsgetmehot 23
Awww! :D
misfitSuperStar 0
OMG!! Calm down when family's around, op!!
anonymous100000 17
yea! why would you even have sex while they're in the house??? YDI and now hopefully you have learned your lesson
rottentomatoes 7
haha... indeed ur lucky.
jessecax 0
nice hair ;)
phb3710 0
Well that is just plain nasty... cool ur jets when family is around or at least go somewhere else op!
Boon_fml 0
YDI..Why would you make noise during sex if your family is in the room right below yours? Either keep quiet, or don't do it when your family's around.
houseofame 4
At least the sex is good?
I_have_no_clue 0
OP is a dirty, disrespectful *****. F his family's life for having to listen to you idiots.
3son_fail3 0
agreed
pieintheface 0
that loud, eg
Panther_fml 0
hahahahaha.... fail ydi
remy3106 10
aaww ur picture is so cute!
remy3106 10
ur pic is sooo effng cute!!!