Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
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nokillnobeepbeep 0
Those inanimate objects are tricky indeed.
wh4t3v3R 0
That sucks. When I was in driving instruction I nearly nailed alot of the instructor's stuff. I think instructors purposely put you in those situations, but better their own stuff than other peoples.
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Comments (58)
wtfismyfml 0
hmmm dont reckon you will have passed
suaveneanderthal 0
ummm, where in the world do you live that you don't know if you passed your driving exam the day you take it? You really don't think you passed or did you already find out you didn't?
sodahhhr 0
was it a benz sitting on dubs?
Unregistered 0
i think OP is a 60 year old asian woman who immigrated just now from China
borabora1991 0
Unregistered, the OP is a man. Doh!
GreenBud_fml 0
You don't think you'll pass? either you passed or not you idiot, unless you crashed and then pulled out your phone to write this FML.
rexmaxus 0
YDI for being a women.
pieisyourdrug 0
Do you know how to read? O.o It clearly says the OP is a man...
Jadian 4
You must be a man. Sexist, incorrect grammar, and inability to read... yup.
Jadian 4
That was to "rexmaxus", by the way.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Don't put us all in the same category as numnuts.
toasterlovin 0
she jumps to the conclusion that he is a man because he's sexist. anyone else see somthin weird with that?
bballer8 1
ha ha she is sexist too
Flexanimous 0
Probably not.
averagexbecca 0
Probably why people usually make you use your own car.
Starfire22 5
Hahaha that's bad FYL learn to drive!
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Those inanimate objects are tricky indeed.
f_me247 0
your a dick #2.
michaelcarell 0
I'm sure you're not the only one.
graceflyshigh 0
hahahaha even though majority of driving accidents is a man's fault? this is a teenager we're talking about.
erikjg82489 0
hahaha fyl