Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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pointofthesun 1
You are an idiot
ariannaimelda 7
He may be on to something...
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Comments (221)
br0ccoli 15
I get the feeling you haven't driven enough. I'm not the best driver sometimes, but at least I notice stop signs.
PistolWhiper93 0
Is u be blonde? An yes that is a legit question.
izzy7 11
Women like you give the rest of us a bad name. Stay off the road and in the kitchen where an idiot belongs.
coffee_man900 16
Not everyone can drive well. As the others have said, you should practice (a lot & for a long time), and then try again only when you are really, really ready. If and when you do finally succeed, I will be very happy that I live way up here in Canada. Good luck Missy. :)
wittygirl 8
Try try try again, and practice makes perfect
TopoX84 7
Make urself a favor.... Dont ever drive
old09 11
Do you really wanna know why he called you that?
badmike89 6
Ummm your an idiot do us all a favor take the bus
pdp_fml 21
Keep trying! You can pass your drivers test if you want to. Didn't you have driver's education in school? If not there should be private driving schools to teach you. I had a driver's school teach me. I passed on my first try.
sweetheart4410 1
Lol that's funny