Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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pointofthesun 1
You are an idiot
ariannaimelda 7
He may be on to something...
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Comments (221)
JayDeLaGhetto 7
How was the test not immediately over when you ran into the poles?
mikeofthunder 13
I'm pretty sure it was over, he just called her an idiot after the other two fails ?
t765234 10
Unfortunately, at least in my area, you can pass a driver exam without passing every portion such as parallel parking.
Jaxx66 21
Hell. In my area they don't require any parallel parking. Just drive around the block and you have a license.
Birdie_Sage 0
Don't drive again if you're that bad. Who knows, it might get worse.
monkeywrench1 10
You should re-think driving.
ALLDAY88 8
Not a grammar nazi at all, but your avatar caught me off guard.
mattorama 15
Seriously. Anyone who fails a basic driving exam this badly should stick to the bus.
berichsoon 11
Don't feel bad most women drive that way
THE_A_TEEN 28
Not true. If you believe in that old stereotype, please grow up. It's the 21st century, not the time when women still are not equal.
downtime 13
It's just a sexist joke...I'm sure the person who made the comment wasn't stupid enought to BELIEVE those words. That said, your comment is still true :P
richieflow 3
U clearly need to go home and rethink ur life
dc46290 8
It's hard to drive and do laundry at the same time
izzy7 11
You are an idiot.
ICATiger 13
Thank God his not going to let you drive. He just saved alot if lives......
LeapOfFaith 8
Take the test again. If you fail again then you know that monster trucks are for you :D
Silenthunter 0
Could you imagine a woman driving a monster truck?
CryMoreFMLs 15
110 - No but I can imagine the long trail of destroyed cars, screaming and dying people, and overturned 18-wheelers that she would leave behind.
chels1994 11
Sorry, but if you failed it THAT bad, you definitely deserve this. Go practice more and try again in a while