Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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pointofthesun 1
You are an idiot
ariannaimelda 7
He may be on to something...
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Comments (221)
ksjones2 5
I'd like to hear your arguement as to how you're not...
downtime 13
OMG that pole came out of nowhere right? Like OMG. Seriously. And like, who put that sign there? That totes wasn't even like visible or something. And OMG don't even like get me started on that intersection. Those people were like totally over reacting O.M.G... I imagine it went something like that.
chucklepink 10
Sorry OP, but I've gotta say I'm relieved for the people of Texas that you failed. My driving test took place during a violent thunderstorm and even through blinding rain I didn't do that badly.
supahcoolperson 0
I honestly have no clue how you did that bad... lol but hopefully you do better next time? Even though it might not be much better considering you did this horrible this first time hahaha woww..
xIBleedPurplex16 0
LMAO
R3TROxLOV3 32
Don't know why everyone is rating this down x_x it is funny in a "I can't believe how overwhelmingly stupid you are" way
Justy101 23
Generally people like to have a driving lesson before they go for their driving test, but you know, whatever floats your boat. In all seriousness, unless you want the guilt that comes from killing a person or an animal while driving, just give it a rest for now.
Sidel 11
And that is why you usually practice for a long time before the driving test.
linkinpark98 24
People should make sure you don't come within 5 feet of another vehicle again.
moneybagz131 6
U truly suck at life
creelman08 1
You just can't fix stupid sorry
Rawrrrrx3 4
How does anyone even suck that bad at driving? -_-