Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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pointofthesun 1
You are an idiot
ariannaimelda 7
He may be on to something...
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Comments (221)
SamCat 21
I'm sorry OP, but I'm glad you failed. We don't need any more stupid drivers. Continue practicing in empty parking lots meanwhile.
TheFamilyElf 17
that's what people call you when you're an idiot. can't argue with the truth. am I the only one concerned that one day, OP might actually get her license? ....no one will be safe...
yeti0718 8
I'm kind of glad you aren't getting a license, at least for a while.
warfare32 9
Lol. Fail....
mariazzz 5
You Asian by any chance?
Pacifica1165 13
Lol. I was waiting for someone to write that. Wth did ppl get the idea that Asians cant drive? That has got to be one of the most idiotic baseless stereotypes ever.
desireev 18
Better get Allstate... So you can protect yourself from Mayhem... Like yourself...
Yodaevil 4
Finally some originality, and not some stupid sexism joke! My hats off to you!
nightwolf86 7
Not Allstate. Looks like this may be the new Jerry Newman from the State Farm.
SpaceMann_fml 2
You should try to actually learn to drive a car before you try to get your license. Just a suggestion.
R3TROxLOV3 32
So basically.. "I'm a crappy driver and I didn't get the license that I don't deserve. FML" but yea, you deserve it. If you suck that badly at driving, you don't deserve to be on the road where you could potentially harm other drivers.
jmoreno 4
Driving isn't for everybody and it really doesn't sound like you should be behind the wheel for your safety and everyone else's also
breeY0 7
thats allll he called you ? sheesh what a nice guy.