Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, we were all put in groups to make a presentation together. And by "together" I mean I pulled an all nighter to finish it by myself. My group criticized my work. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML
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Top comments
s0m3guy2010 21
Your research into hypnosis was a success!
oh_your_god 15
Maybe you should stop presenting in such a monotone voice.
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Comments (54)
s0m3guy2010 21
Your research into hypnosis was a success!
Epic_Fail911 15
maybe he was dead
RyanMacVey 17
now cue all the "YDI for trying hard in school" comments
enonymous 9
This FML and your project was better than what I usually do. Normally I have to go to a local dairy farm and get some fresh squeezed warm milk to fall asleep. That and Penny singing "Soft Kitty"
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Should of done a diorama. Because dioramas kick ass!
StoryOfTheYear 15
7- Lol. Wtf?
ShakeMeDown 12
OMG, there is a period after FML!
satph 12
45- omg you picked up on it too!! YAY
Mr_Alarm 12
No 45, there is neither a bleeding ****** nor an amount of time after the "FML". That's a full stop.
Yousuck24 21
Was your research project about how to put something to sleep?
MindFreakazoid 10
It's awesome that you say 'someTHING'
i_iz_awesome 0
Who knows you might get a better grade even if you're project sucked?
ydi_4_suking 20
*yawn*
oh_your_god 15
Maybe you should stop presenting in such a monotone voice.
Pslcybn5 7
Maybe you tried too hard and went a little in depth...
thantomaniac 0
We need to go deeper.
DynamicDave 11
Napception.
asselhoff 5
Does that mean you get an A?
tylersign 11
Your teacher might have had a damn rough night! With all those drunken parties and all that the teachers have! xD
ericwashere 0
Throw a red bull at her! ( not the drink a bull thats red)
amazinglyHappy 6
And that's why we don't put effort in. :D