Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
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PANDORUM89 21
as a girl I don't even understand this. I've been on my period for awhile now and not once has it caused me to have a one night stand
travellingfun 18
Just leave, she clearly doesn't care, and has the dumbest excuses.
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PANDORUM89 21
as a girl I don't even understand this. I've been on my period for awhile now and not once has it caused me to have a one night stand
ChoolyBooly 32
Cramps maybe but a one night stand is on her. yes shit happens but you can still choose whether or not to cheat or beat someone up or steal etc...
doctorhook86 25
Side note for #1: How long is "a while" for you? If you've been on your period for more than a couple weeks, maybe consider seeing a doctor...
phoneaddict13 29
maybe she means she got it more than a few years ago sk she has experience with the ''side effects''
hugozac88 22
Man this is bloody crazy!! :D high five!!!.....anyone?!......no?.......I'll be in my room *walks away in shame while dragging feet
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Number #49, there are some birth controls that will make the female body either have no periods at all, spot just a little, or have very long, unnecessary periods. I know because I am one of the very unlucky ones. That may be her case.
SarcasticShade 16
(Not saying you think it is #78) That's no excuse though. My sister blames anything she does wrong on her having her period.
mandamermaid19 14
Me to I've been on mine for a month and a half straight now.
travellingfun 18
Just leave, she clearly doesn't care, and has the dumbest excuses.
incoherentrmblr 22
Agreed. Leave before it turns into anything worse, especially if it gets to Gone Girl worse...
Mira Lux 26
I suggest you find another gf. This is probably not the first time she cheated on you if she saying that.
IAmzephyr 22
she cheated. there's no excuses for that, and if she's trying to push the blame off of her and making you look crazy, it's time to move on
brendejafulable 41
Well when I am on my period I am 20x hornier than any other time. Maybe that is what she was intending. But the cheating part. I can't come up with anything. Sorry man
ChoolyBooly 32
I get horny too. Doesn't give a girl free reign to **** the first guy who asks or an guy for that matter. No excuse unless she was possessed.
ToxicTyrael 26
Ok but why don't take the boyfriend? There is no reason to cheat on someone.
Drarry_fml 10
Don't know why she's being thumbed down, she wasn't defending the girl, she just explained why a period was at all relevant.
doctorhook86 25
#10: I don't think being possessed is a good enough excuse either.
0neiros 14
Go screw another woman, and when your GF Complains tell her "She was on her period".
tykatdesigns 13
Bloody hell, what's wrong with her
HeyImAmy 20
As a member of the female sex, I have had, and continue to have, many periods but I'm still a virgin because, some girls (me included) get PMS but, not once, did I have a one night stand. I've never heard of that happening to anyone. You aren't supposed to have sex during your period anyways. This girl is crazy for trying to trick you. You deserve better.
superspooky 13
Who says you're not supposed to have sex during your period? Also what does you being a virgin have to do with anything?
countryb_cth 38
You can have sex on your period. Most people just choose not to because of the blood but you can. Also why did you feel the need to say your a virgin?
brewmasterg 34
It is completely fine to have sex on your period. In fact orgasms release endorphins which can ease menstrual cramps and headaches associated with PMT. You do however have to ensure that you are having SAFE sex as women are more susceptible to get STDs while the cervix is open to allow blood to pass through.
bobslawnservice 16
Nothing wrong with period sex.
badluckalex 23
except the fact that it's gross?
Barthanax 9
Well they're not asking you to eat them out.
badgercheese94 16
Why do people get so offended by the fact some people find period sex gross? I find blood gross in general and if I was straight I wouldnt want sex with someone on her period, at least not vaginally. Hell only time I will touch blood is if someones bleeding and they need urgent care
benjamn 24
A good soldier can wade through blood. let the thumbs down begin ;)
kuzzy00 22
When the river is red, take the journey to browns bay xD Period sex: Feeling like Moses as he parts the Red Sea.
keiNan_fml 35
crazy whoremones
doctorhook86 25
*whoremoans.
shitstorm28 11
omg the puns! I'm dying right now :D
MilitaryPegasus 18
This shouldn't get any YDIs
HyunnK 18
Everything will get YDI, whether it is on accident or people are trying to be "funny".
ligerzero459 24
Probably people on mobile hitting it on accident. I can't count the number of times I've had that happen :(