Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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The_good_times 0
Why'd you pay for her, I understand paying for someone that you invited to the movies with you, but you sure didn't invite her, so you should have told to **** off, and the girl you like is dumb as well for A. letting her sister come along B. Expecting you to pay for her AND the sister C. not realizing that the invite could've turned into a nice date.
BethiiGeex 0
lol... :L you should of told her to **** off :D
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Comments (101)
48Connor 10
Lolol
Rinat_fml 26
FYL
robertdr 0
damn i didnt read the fml before commenting
48Connor 10
holy shit I was first
cchristine 0
I would have been straight up about and told her leave you're unwanted.[:
amerrah 4
threesome. just sayin. lol
VivaLaBelle 0
I always wonder what goes on in the mind of people who tag along. I mean, don't they know that they're unwanted.
theFMLwhore5 0
woow.. I would of been like "BITCH LEAVE!! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE! I COULD BE MAKING OUT WITH YOUR SISTER RIGHT NOW BUY NOOOO YOU HAD TO COME! AND EVEN WORSE I HAD TO PAY FOR YOU!! **** YOU!" :)
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Maybe the girl you like will think you're sweet for putting up with her sister and paying for her too? (:
quent10 0
tell that stupid **** she isn't wanted and if she really wants to go she's gotta hop on the sack after lol
pandapoopDX 0
should hve told her that her sister is bugging u. :/
skroal 7
YDI for going to a cinema with a girl you like. Knowing she has a soft spot for you, you were keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that you sit somewhere else, and scolded you every time you so much looked at her. You ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well.
chunky_baby 4
25, they are from England and thats what its called there. i can't believe sometimes the 'small worldlyness' of posters on here :-p
samanthadude 0
#28 - I agree. You didn't get the action you wanted, big deal. You will probably get brownie points for dealing with her sister, and she'll give you what you want next time.
CriminallyInsane_fml 0
Actually it is most likely that said girl brought her sister because she didn't want you to try anything. So yeah fyl
HeyyImPhuong 0
Bitch-Slap That *****! >;D
cassiesaurus 0
suck it up, not that big of a deal. you should be happy she even went to the movies with you.
ninjacapo 2
im sry op i know how it goes
kidsanchez1 4
you should of been bitch **** you but have a nice day
lolfylanydi 0
mid be like, bitch, suck my dick and have the kid tape it
yuop77 0
ydi for calling the movies the cinema
greg1234567890_fml 2
#1! stop loling! this exact thing happened to me! and it sucks ass!
Brittneyyyy 7
I agree with #48.
lonesomeXheartbr 0
I don't agree with any of you
selenagirl_fml 0
this is your big FML? pssht! really?
Steve95401 49
#39 - Why are you so surprised about how small minded a lot of posters are? Haven't you noticed how many of the comments are really idiotic?
farkie3 8
Just restating something here. #58, cinema is what they call the movies in Great Britian, which is where OP is from.
Raleigh_bruh 7
You have just been ****-blocked. :]
changetheworld 0
nice tat bro.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Thanks, bruh.
thorfinntheassri 0
YDI for dividing by zero
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
48: Agreed. Either that or Mom and Dad are paying Little Sis to chaperone.
cincin75 0
**** her sister down at 1st, she is the 2nd.
suphumanity 0
lol that's some real wishful thinking
lotuspod 0
he if you weren't ignorant you'd know cinema is what people from the UK call them probably because that's what theaters were originally called.
jorjaa 0
umm yeh definately a 'shove em both down,3some' kinda moment ahhaha
benny2465 0
fyl op next time make sure the bitch stays home
StoryOfTheYear 15
I didn't need to look to see this guy was from the UK xD
allen20 0
omg FOL's this has happened to me too!!!
bamditzki 0
f***** kids
Raleigh_bruh 7
#105 - Pshh, kids are awesome. :P Besides, it wasn't the kiddo's fault that she was defensive about who looks at her sister. Op has plenty of other chances to 'sew his wild oats'. :] ^ And I just realized no one says that anymore. :/
imaginaryvoice 18
It's cause you said cinema
Trollz4daLULZ 2
People do say "SOW their wild oats" b/c sowing is what you do with seeds, whereas SEWING is what you do with clothes. :P
Raleigh_bruh 7
Blehh, I was close enough. :]
imaginaryvoice 18
Sexy giraffe. Raleigh <3 :)
theChupacabras 0
cinema. I like that word. cinema.
Raleigh_bruh 7
IF. :]
TheOptimist 0
I you weren't so ignorant 97, you'd relise that they are joking.
imaginaryvoice 18
Lol we always say eachothers names but we never talk, love
Raleigh_bruh 7
That's because every time I get caught up in a conversation on this app I get banned. Sooo, maybe you should message me so we could actually talk I guess. :P
ygdrassil 17
you are awesome because you are british
Jizwold 0
131+132=statutory rape haha seriously
paigeatsflesh 11
you shoulda punched someone.
Raleigh_bruh 7
#139 - You can rape someone through conversations now? Wow, never heard of something like that. But obviously you would know, right? ;)
Raleigh_bruh 7
:o Captain, shhh.. *********** is frowned upon I hear. :/
FYouLife1 0
lmaooo
FYouLife1 0
Lmaoooo
cchristine 0
Now everyone knows y'alls dirty little secret. (;
skylineGTR 0
HAHA! I was gonna say that too
azim2424 0
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lurchin_10 0
14 FTW
LombardoJoe 0
#52! Thank you! A grown up comment! it really isn't that big of a deal. c
liljeron 0
I say, woohoo, i love cucumbers
treyroxx 0
couldn't agree more 28. Op were not In the 1900's anymore this is the 20 ******* 1st century they're called the Movies
treyroxx 0
25- you stole the words outta my mouth. OP were not in the damn 1900's any more. this is the 20 ******* 1st century, it's called the movies
robbilee 14
#23 u look like a baboon's ass. just saying
drfeelgood93 0
Well said my friend. Well said.
letmeinplease 0
88- If they're paying for the kid to chaperone, she could at least have bought her own damn ticket. Unless her parents are super evil, and she gets some kind of superbonus if her sister gets to 18 a virgin.
letmeinplease 0
Oh and just an extra '**** you, idiot' to treyroxx... In America (I believe), both the venue and the film itself are called 'movies'. In the UK we generally say went we to see a movie at the cinema, or went to the cinema, or we went to a movie. Also, if you want to be really modern and twentyfirst century about it, call it a multiplex, because the word movies is pretty damn old itself. In essence, stop tard dribbling over the beauty of complex speech.
immazombeastxD 0
grab it buy the hair, pull it out of the theatre and C*CK slap her while yelling " LOOK AT ME!!!!!"
UberFail79 0
Wait, so no one says "picture show" anymore? Dammit. I still get to keep the cool monocle, right?
fmlbai 0
25 and 58 remind me where your language descended from? fools
FUrlife95 0
179, you look like and sound like a ghetto asshole... Ya, that's all I got.
Lillinette 2
why didn't you just like, sit so far off she couldn't see you?
mycomment 0
I'll be pretty pissed too if that happened to me
azreal_13 0
chinga that sounds like something my sister would do, fyl
BethiiGeex 0
lol... :L you should of told her to **** off :D
purplegee 2
exactly!
emmiekinz 0
whatta bitch. :o
locklock2 0
wow your eyes
thorfinntheassri 0
wow your hair.
changetheworld 0
wow your really, longfucked name.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Wow, your.. :| Combo breaker? :P
StoryOfTheYear 15
Partially black guy is a mean son of a gun
Raleigh_bruh 7
Aha, I didn't think my teeny combo breaker would cause such a fuss. :/ Loren, I see you remembered. :p
KingDingALing 9
wow my dick (is big) :D
Raleigh_bruh 7
Who's **** am I blocking exactly? :o
Raleigh_bruh 7
KingDingALing = Bad Boys reference?
Chrisskiies 0
Raleigh your blocking their fun's ****! lmao
Raleigh_bruh 7
Gahh, I didn't mean to block the **** of you guys' fun. Sorreh. :/
StoryOfTheYear 15
That's gross
paigeatsflesh 11
your face is gross.
Tequila_Hilton 3
hmm that sucks..Maybe next time? how old is her sister 5? hahaha
emilyxorawr 3
hehe FYL
puredarkness_evi 0
#13 yur pretty :D
The_good_times 0
Why'd you pay for her, I understand paying for someone that you invited to the movies with you, but you sure didn't invite her, so you should have told to **** off, and the girl you like is dumb as well for A. letting her sister come along B. Expecting you to pay for her AND the sister C. not realizing that the invite could've turned into a nice date.
changetheworld 0
what about D?!?
ikilledaman 9
^ This guy
NEStendo 0
This is why we find out ahead of time if any family will be joining... FYL, OP.
Bekll 31
YDI for saying keen.