Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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flockz 20
"by the way, i drive a tank."
Livzii 5
check the security cameras
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Comments (148)
whatgoescomes 5
Umm suck it up
pan1cked 0
Not until you pay for it ya dick.
worldcupcheer17 0
umm then why don't you pay for it instead?
flockz 20
"by the way, i drive a tank."
NabbdjuretPerry 0
He can put that note up in his ass! What a poor idiot!
kickazz16 15
Ikr? I'd give it to the police, look up the camera coverage. Trace the bastard and shove that note up his ass! You'll need a lot of cash to fix that booboo :/
SCREAM4meeee 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He said sorry, get over it!
taytoc 10
I'd probably go into absolute rage if this happened to me
kickazz16 15
Hey sorry, what if I was to ram into your house, leave a huge ass hole and just leave a note apologising. Is that okay?
kickazz16 15
I mean scream*
EvilPotato 15
It should have said 'sorry I SMASHED your car.'
daniel1_1 13
It was FPS Russia...
SCREAM4meeee 0
aha sarcasm folks :) obv the person's a complete dope and should have left his info.
Klums02 0
Hey wait a second, there was an FML almost exactly like this....
FMMFL1992 3
I said I was sorry
fatme2012 7
At least they apologized!
EvilPotato 15
130 I killed your father and raped your mother, sorry!
Livzii 5
check the security cameras
xleanne_aLly 23
OP do what this guy says! Wall-mart is so freaking big now they have cameras that go into 360 angles, I've been in their security room before. Chances are they caught it.
LaydiexSkull 3
But it won't matter unless they got the license plate and all...do they show that much?
xleanne_aLly 23
Yes, the footage is very clear. While I was in there the guy was trying to find my friends car...you can see everything man.
J0gby 0
maybe the op's car got smashed because tey were at walmart???
TeeHee124 0
When in the world of FML do people ever write their details?
Feverrotes 15
Ouch, that's going to cost you some money =) (I miss that FML...why did it get deleted?)
Feverrotes 15
Asking a question on FML is grounds for thumbs down apparently ...
TXjuggalo972 6
Apparently 0.o
Tiz88 0
a polite rebel? jesus what is this world coming to!
tona01 16
Hey be glad, it was just a bump, imagine what a real crash to your car would be like (yes sarcasm, start voting me down)
Dreamkiller51 5
Got that right!
tona01 16
Well after a few minutes i realized how stupid my joke was. So i'm sorry i dropped everyone's IQ a few points with that joke
akallaan 7
It's only a scratch. Geez, chill out OP. ;)
akallaan 7
Nobody understands sarcasm do they? Does everyone with a sarcastic comment have to clearly point out "SARCASM ALERT?" I even put a Winky face...
Dreamkiller51 5
I don't see what's the problem if he said he was sorry
Coolguyt2 0
You don't? Really? Well jus so you kno, The problem is that the car's front end is still smashed in even tho an apology was made. The person apologizing doesn't change the fact that the car's front end is still beat to hell. I would forgive the person if they apologized but the damage is still a problem whether they apologize or not
white16sox 19
It obviously wasn't a sincere apology if they didn't leave their information.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
It was a sorry on a piece of paper...it's like a IOU
Wheredidgrungego 12
Just buff that out.... I'm sure nobody will notice!!
ImTotallyAsian 0
I Agree.
moomoomeow2 7
I'm really sorry.