Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I discovered that my dishwasher has a filter. I cleaned out food from it that has never been in my kitchen since I moved in. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, after submitting a work order to our landlord due to our dishwasher being “broken”, my roommate and I found out there is a wrong way to put dishwasher pods in. We’re both 25 and have gone our whole lives not knowing this. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML
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Top comments
XR6Falcon 0
Lol, took you a year to realise your room mate doesn't do the dishes.....
dudeitsdanny 10
Teach her. Problem solved. YDI for not making her clean it.
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dingdong666 0
ha
sleekRelease 0
ha Apparently trying to post two comments in a minute is "flooding" the site.
glen12 0
what a girl not knowing how to use the dishwasher?!?!?!?! just joking guys
khung835 6
is she cute? or is she blonde?
adriana012 0
Smart roomie you got there, OP.
bubbarific 0
ydi for usin a dishwasher, now go wash it by hand woman!
Paper_cut 0
just wash the dishes by hand, it's much easier than the dishwasher.
beyond_infinity 0
Well there's always a FIRST for everyone.
dingdong666 0
ha
UberFail79 0
Excellent imagery, OP. You get a cookie for commendable writing skills.
marleytooyou 0
whats wrong with being a blonde???
DonkeyDelight 0
I hate the blonde stereotype.
bobby3130 0
that sounds fun as hell nothing like an fml just plain fun
happyhak 5
Guess whos doing the dishes next time?
XR6Falcon 0
Lol, took you a year to realise your room mate doesn't do the dishes.....
plainDainty 0
funny. but at least she tried, right?
happypapp12 0
Can't blame her for trying now? Can you?
dudeitsdanny 10
Teach her. Problem solved. YDI for not making her clean it.
plainDainty 0
^this
ImaginaryFoe 1
danny nailed it. She might've even done it purposely just so she can use the "you remember what happened last time i tried" excuse. How lazy can you get though? Put them in, push a button or two, take them out. What is the problem.
katmandont 0
@24 She may have used regular dish detergent instead of automatic dishwasher detergent. That's loads of fun.
happypapp12 0
Rub her nose in it
dudeitsdanny 10
Then spank her, and tell her she was a naughty bitch.
xSPiDERPiGx 0
while grinding her lady bits with an egg beater...
Peroxide 3
Then put her in the boot of your car and do some laps around the old dirt track YEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW
thor89 0
And then spank her ass and call her Charlie
knockasauras 0
41 wins with his Anchorman quote!
ClouDn9n 0
I love lamp?
hiscupcake 0
Who doesnt know how ro use a dishwasher??? dumb bitch!! that must suck for u op.
taycandy96 2
I don't. I wash my dishes the old fashion way.
karina_said 0
some people dont know how to because they had someone else doing it for them their whole lifes... like a maid... just sayn. after my maid left, i had learn how to clean up after myself)= now i feel like a big girl (: mhm
XR6Falcon 0
now that you have cleaned up, you can make me a sandwich!
ChrisCTL 0
perfect time for that comment, and then she can get her roommate to do the dishes again.