Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
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Top comments
SuicidalxDream 0
just sit outside next to the steps, and sing along :D
fynn7kill 0
No such thing as physically impossible. You are just to weak, too dumb, and or too poor to get it back.
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Comments (231)
SuicidalxDream 0
just sit outside next to the steps, and sing along :D
d_dubz86 1
lol. Best idea yet :)
AMMYFIST 0
use a stick or metal pole to get it out? stoopid head!
ddlovatolover 23
Look who's the one who's really "stoopid".
Mirorbo 27
You're not trying hard enough, darling.
ERich331 3
why do you say darling in almost every comment? lol
JessiiBabii 0
that's what she said ;)
BeachPanda 0
..... -.-
Frenchtony 17
just buy a new one -_-"
beeship321 5
Not everyone can affrord to just buy new things. Work hard for the things you have
kyleeeeeeeeee 0
why the **** would you say that? its right there in front of him. if this happened to me i WOULD get it out. therea no sense in paying 200 dollars for a new one when you can brainstorm and find a way to get o it when its not even a foot away. ur ******* retarded dumbass
far_east 6
guys guys guys, lay off him.. jkjk HES FRENCH HAHAHAHA!
velvetreverie 0
YDI for buying an iPod.
givants 0
WTF? are you living in the 90's or do you still think walkmans are in
starile 20
Maybe he's over the iPod.
stronghand0331 17
maybe he enjoys the 90s and all the god awful hideous styles that went along with it. as well as cd players and such
far_east 6
no i think hes just jealous cuz hes too poor to buy one super kwl, super hip ipod :l
ChibiChibi_fml 28
There are plenty of MP3 players and such other than iPod. I personally have a Zen MP3 player and it works and sounds a hell of a lot better than all three of the ipods my sis and her husband have. To each their own but just because someone doesn't like ipod doesn't mean they haven't moved past CD players.
aisie87 2
what about those litter picking up device thingies?? it's a long pole with a claw on the end and when u squeeze the handle it opens and closes the claw
aadk 0
that's what she said ;)
6sick6 4
27, that was weak :/
roadkill223 0
The claw devices that they give older adults, or the one you'd find in an auto garage?
roadkill223 0
Woot, 69th comment
Tempuser117 2
^fail
roadkill223 0
Did anyone ask you?
hardkore11 0
when I was little I lost a toy under similar steps. Came up with a plan then. find a circus and get a strong man to move the stairs. Oh and twenty years later that toy still rots under the steps :)
mariet_fml 23
xD
schwancy 2
Chopsticks.
Hot_Guy_And_You 0
howdy partner!
Emrysa 1
One of those little claw things old people and lazy people use to grab cans and crap?
evilhobbitofdoom 4
You forgot short people.
Jimboom 12
Sounds like your iPod just became an iTaunt! :-P Anyway, the battery will run out soon enough and then you will have the last laugh.