Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
I hate when people write FMLs asking for our sympathy by wishing bad things on others.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Good aim
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Good aim
Bl4ck_1c3 2
#1 is totally right xD
ladies_man217 0
damn it I really wanna say something clever to this fml, but can't think of anything :/
karina_said 0
well luckily no one was hurt. who knows what or who he could have hurt if he hit those other house..like smalll children or something );
kfrizzle2 4
Just be thankful that everyone is O.K. Houses can be repaired when broken. If someone dies, you can't fix them.
zp5 4
looks like he's going to jail.
pcakewafflebacon 0
why, do you hate your neighbors?
bishoprsv2 0
I have a moat, bears, and auto-turrets surrounding my house. You should look into those, OP, you whining retard.
degrassilovur 0
:( that suckksss
SwiftCashew 0
Hey, what's wrong with a drunk driver missing 2 houses and turning into yours? He's drunk, for pete's sake!
rushiee 0
you cant really blame him that even in his drunk state it was YOUR house he crashed into(: you musta been one helluva bitch for him to remember you haha
ThePwnapple 0
You deserve it for owning a house vulnerable to drunk drivers.
moss000100 0
what u said makes no sense first of all im pretty sure its not the ops fault for luving in a crummy neighborhood y cuz mayb the op needed a house a cheap house and this the one he picked and im pretty sure a drunk guy can drive his car anywhere not just in crummy neighborhood
moss000100 0
the driver didnt druve through two house he drove around them him u were actuallu read this and not just ttying to pik put every wrong thing in this fml im sure the op is sorry for not getting hurt i guess the op did deserve it if the op didnt gey hurt i mean whats the point if theese fmls if no one gets hurt (sarcasam)
MrCalves 1
OP deserves it for wishing this upon the neighbors
Annihilator 0
LMAO,
imaginaryvoice 18
(crashhh) =========
miranda2195 0
geez... aren't you lucky?
the_flirtt 0
ya that's just bad luck.
xNateTheGreatx 0
someone crashed into my house too! LOL not as bad as you though ):
KingDingALing 9
91- What you said doesn't make any sense...spell correctly and check your grammar.
xlostwithoutu 0
So it would have been perfectly ok for them to hit anyone elses house? Yeah, I realize it sucks. but it doesn't mean it would have been any better if it had hit your neighbors house rather than yours.
KiddNYC1O 22
87 and 91 makes me want to drink and drive...
bigblue95 0
how wld the other two houses be a barrier. house are on either side of the road and if he was drunk he cld lose control at any time turning in to ur house. unless u live in a complex?
Siji 0
Lol, i guess nobody died in the living room?
StoryOfTheYear 15
83 should reread the fml xD
schwancy 2
There's no "should" in drunk driving.... and there's no crying in baseball.
MORTPO 0
kool aid man can drive now? when did this happen? D:
mmmfunyuns 2
ahhh drunk people.
cellerbeck 4
he missed the houses before yours because he's drunk and when your drunk you can do anything!
LuCanO 0
# 141 You just made my day.
Haileyw15 0
Ugh drunk driving..
killerviral 0
giblets dtop piling on the first comment fml tryied to fix that by making them openable take a hint
emmyers 0
pfff. win.
bradenkeiser 0
I think it's fake
CodingSquirrel 3
I agree, except there is crying in baseball when a fastball tips off of your bat, flies straight into your knee and proceeds to roll 3/4 of the way down the third baseline. That hurt like a bitch.
iHOOT4Hooters 0
This FML reminds me of all the Kool-aid commercials, where he crashes through your living room wall yelling, "OH YA".
AmericanPiro 0
well that sucks
bravesfan112233 0
could be worse
turtlemansam 6
Don't all FMLs suck!?!
ygdrassil 17
YDI for not living in a gated community.
KiddNYC1O 22
that sign in your pic is epic win, #2
kristianakills 0
as long as you're ohkay, everything's alright:)
walkmywaynot 0
hahaha speed limit enforced by sniperi love it!!!!!
ladies_man217 0
nice
Brooke4494 0
Omg I live your pic.
kotomi 0
that sux OP but think about the insurance money!!
Tasanasanta 0
Unless they are uninsured
mrahhhhh 21
And then you just get everything they own.
I_iz_special 0
which may not be much... hey they had to get drunk for a reason
fearnoevil175 3
what if insurance doesn't cover damages
KYLAsaysRAWR 0
#130, it wouldn't be called insurance...it would be called a piece if paper you pay for every year..... o.•*•.o
kenjiisown 1
That sounds awesome.
aaliyahbaybee 0
Lol that sucks for you man >_<
christian50 0
haha that blows!
MzMegs 20
Ouch. :(
Kcek 0
dats wack
Juneyah1017 9
that's what you get for putting your Xmas lights early.
fakeaccountX 6
Where the **** did THAT statement come from?
Juneyah1017 9
I'm assuming the Xmas lights were put up. So it attracts objects or drunk drivers. Most of these fml's are based on Christmas, so hop off my jock.
DocBastard 40
*would have I can't even comment on "fawk." I'm not even sure what Guy Fawkes has to do with this.
TheNewGuy03 29
he wants to blow him up on november 5. |the kid|
bigbadtim 7
None of these FMLs are based on Christmas.
kalixzo 11
they could have Halloween lights up. Just sayin
Juneyah1017 9
#37 your right! Also remember the mother that was taking nude pics with only a Xmas hat on?
aardvarkish 17
Ah, yes! The mother that was taking nude photos with only the Santa Hat on... and we all know that those evaporate on 25 December and don't reappear until 24 December. Good catch, 40!
soStoneddddd 0
lolzzzzz stupid nigggggggggaaa-----
ShatteredDreams8 0
1 is not all