Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
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Top comments
SuicidalxDream 0
just sit outside next to the steps, and sing along :D
fynn7kill 0
No such thing as physically impossible. You are just to weak, too dumb, and or too poor to get it back.
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Comments (231)
xxLauraSxx 4
I hate people that vote "ydi" on FMLs like this. Like the people who voted that have never dropped anything in their lives? So immature.
spartan_girl 0
maybe some people voted YDI because it sounds like the OP gave up without actually trying to get the iPod back...people have commented with lots of ideas to try
rhaath 0
thats what you get for buying a shitty apple product
kolidospaz 0
Dude. Just jimmy-rig a hanger into a slip knot/ loop and get it out like that. I had to do that before to get my MP3 player out from behind the workbench in my garage before. Or even use stickytack on the end of a stick. it's as simple as that.
Bsane 0
ROFLOL
killabee 0
Mocking you or crying for help? You pessimist.
far_east 6
gah! a little part of dies everytime i acknowledge the dropping of ones super kwl technology.. especially mine :D
cherrypassion 6
lol I hope it's not the new one
maronofhearts 19
I can't believe i havent seen this joke yet but I think they have an app for that now
NickCheeeez 5
your an idiot
FreeKingKool 0
butter fingers