Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
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SuicidalxDream 0
just sit outside next to the steps, and sing along :D
fynn7kill 0
No such thing as physically impossible. You are just to weak, too dumb, and or too poor to get it back.
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Comments (231)
toeliqour 0
90 its called a computer
christian50 0
that sucks, you better get that shit before it rains!
whatfml 0
smash the concrete step with a sledgey, get it out, bolt a new step on! a new premade concrete step is far cheaper than an iPod touch
hockey_girl10 0
It taunted u dumbass not mocked u
DineshKarthikesu 0
Hmm.. I guess your iPod Touch... can't be touched right now.
stronghand0331 17
thank you Horatio Cane for that insight.
zemo999 0
if it dropped down there IS a way to get it out dummy!!!
zebrapattern 6
what do they mean by concrete steps?
Casuality 6
Get 2 sticks,perhaps of a broom or something and use both to catch the ipod and lift it up (hoping it won't fall back...but there's no guarantee). I have no idea what kind of steps you're talking about but you gotta at least try, if you don't you'll probably regret it later on. Good luck (:
prestige10 0
just part the steps like mosis... duh
loshysucks 0
if u lost ur ipod then how did u wrote this fml?
overkill_78 4
At first I thought you were just facetious, but then I saw that you were 13 and now I'm not so sure.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
The OP probably used a computer the same way those of us who don't own any of the iproducts do.
artemisrox98 10
In the 1900's, there was a thing invented called a computer.