Today, after I'd spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confessed she's a mental patient who stole someone else's identity. She was telling the truth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
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larselduderino 0
After you spent two and a half years with this broad, how could you not notice she was a mental patient? Not only that, but if it took you THIS LONG to notice, what difference does it make if she is or isn't? As far as spending that much money to move in with YOUR GIRLFRIEND... well you're just a moron for that. No sympathy deserved.
greenltrn2003 0
crazy bitch huh?
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greenltrn2003 0
crazy bitch huh?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Literally... run far away.
GreenHacker 0
Why? He still loves her, doesn't he? She cared enough about him to blow her cover when he was willing to make such a huge step in their relationship. Talk to her and work it out. YDI for finding someone who cares enough about you to be honest. So few people get a relationship like that. Edit: lol, I just got the crazy bitch thing.
guitarist92 0
whether he loves her or not isn't an issue. If someone i loved needed professional help, i would do everything in my power to get it for them. If, in the end, it is decided by the doctors that she isn't fit for a "normal" life, then you just have to find a way to get over it, or work through it.
GreenHacker 0
But he says she was a mental patient, not currently is a mental patient. She was deemed by doctors as "normal". So now it does come down to whether he loves her or not.
drano 0
where does it say all that? " she confesses she's a mental patient" that clearly says that she is a mental patient, not was, but is
skaffz 0
HAHAHAHAHAH now this i find funny i lost the game
rick_james_b17ch 0
i got a game for mental patients, you whisper to them, and then pretend you didn't say anything, fun as hell, unless you do it near the chopping board. I keep score by counting the seconds, or comments until they crack, bonus points for running away without getting hurt, I'm the current champion amongst my group of friends. p.s. i need new friends to play this game with, so far I'm the only one who has got any bonus points, anybody up for it?
monster_tamer 11
Uh... I take offense at that. T_T That's just completely... inhumane. Geez. Why is (almost) everyone on FML a complete... *insert expletive here*
HookEmTexas07 0
Wow, you're a real dick aren't you? I bet you're real proud of yourself and think you and your friends are so cool. You better be a troll otherwise you better watch out when Karma comes around and bites you in the ass by giving you a mentally ill kid. Hell, who am I kidding, what woman would want to be with an abusive little ******** like you?
mandyreid_ 0
sup troll
ilovefoodyesido 0
you need to be in a mental hospital if you think thats ok...wow thats so wrong. you need to never be able to have kids.
Katie88_fml 0
u lost what game?
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
there is a game people play where everytime you think of it you lose and you win when the primeminister of the UK goes on live tv and says the game is up
nerdfighteria 7
72- I thought it ended when either the Pope or the Queen of England admit to having lost the game . . .
larselduderino 0
After you spent two and a half years with this broad, how could you not notice she was a mental patient? Not only that, but if it took you THIS LONG to notice, what difference does it make if she is or isn't? As far as spending that much money to move in with YOUR GIRLFRIEND... well you're just a moron for that. No sympathy deserved.
ikillhobbits 0
Bitches be crazy.
ChelseaChops 1
She's still the girl you love. You should be sympathetic and get over it. Unless you're a pussy of course. And how is this a FYL? More F-her's because she has a mental health condition.
Vaetrus 0
Same thought. Find her real self and start over or just continue? Unless she's going to jail or back to the nuthouse, you can still be together. And if she confessed.. chance of rehab?
ladiesman14 0
first
greenltrn2003 0
really?...good ******* job man
TheTragicReturn 0
HAHAHAHA Thank you for the laugh. :)
valdancer99 0
Try 5.
drmoocow 0
What on earth did you spend so much money on?
sophiehelen 32
Furniture may be?
ladiesman14 0
but is she hot or does she have nice boobs or butt ? oh dont tell me she lookslike the hooker in the movie monster ?
ladiesman14 0
this is why you should get a nice girl who goes to church. oh wait never mind, theres
zach5432 3
I think you shoul shut up because we don't like you.
Kimbug 0
hahahahahahahahaha o WOW. She must act pretty normal if she could pull it off for almost 3 years...
EatMyJizzBitch 0
wow dude so youve been like banging the exorcist this whole time WOW well wow im just wow speechless......