Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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TheComputerGuy96 16
Do these steps in order until you delete the file. 1. Restart the computer then delete again. 2. Use this program called Unlocker. (Search with google) 3. Go to start, Run, type: "cmd" press enter, then write: bcdedit.exe /delete {current}, then press enter. Now close cmd and go back and try deleting. The file can't still be there now.
ElMundio87 0
much easier just to delete your c:/windows/system32 folder
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Comments (172)
CrazyManNo9 29
Boy, just download another tame file to the same name and overwrite it!
Contra 0
Because the **** file's unlikely to have a name like, say, "hot girls ______" or "_____ cumshot" or something like that, right? I'm sure if the family clicked on a file called "sexy tubby girls" to see the Teletubbies eating tubby custard, they'd be more worried.
Cinn_fml 23
Rename the file?
Contra 0
But then the file wouldn't automatically overwrite, because it has a different name...
Cinn_fml 23
I meant rename the **** file to the same as the file that the OP would download to overwrite it. Then when it's downloaded it will overwrite it.
8792 0
dude all u do is click delete than restate your computer and the vid will be gone , then just empty ur recycle bin
omgtacos 0
if you can't delete something sometimes if you log off and log back on you can. if you can't delete it because you are not admin then you are ******.
Cinn_fml 23
Why would you save it to your desktop? That's just asking for trouble. If you're going to download anything you don't want others to know about then save it somewhere subtle/hidden.
mintcar 10
What're you like 12? Everyone probably knows you jack off to **** anyway. Just leave it on the computer for someone else to enjoy it.
fourchancookie 0
-36... you enjoy ****?
serj_fml 0
I Hope it wasn't two girls and a cup!!! lol
dhiran_singh 16
That's really disgustin'.....
jdfml90 0
If you really don't want them to find out. Restore the computer to factory settings, you could also try many of the things posted here... Anyway I'm sure your dad won't care, your mum may well think you're disgusting.
oldenuff2party 3
neverrrrrrr save ****. rub it out and move on
UrAlwaysTheIdiot 0
YDI for watching ****.
ElMundio87 0
any man in this comment thread who claims that he's never watched **** is a liar