Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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TheComputerGuy96 16
Do these steps in order until you delete the file. 1. Restart the computer then delete again. 2. Use this program called Unlocker. (Search with google) 3. Go to start, Run, type: "cmd" press enter, then write: bcdedit.exe /delete {current}, then press enter. Now close cmd and go back and try deleting. The file can't still be there now.
ElMundio87 0
much easier just to delete your c:/windows/system32 folder
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Comments (172)
EminemTM 0
omg that sucks
paid2think 0
hah goggle :)
coolsteve 0
Why download it when you can just watch it for free on about a million sites?
FreeRunn3r 12
ur ****** bud.
karina_said 0
blame it on a sibling
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Stupid stupid stupid. :) Funny if it's gay **** & he shares the computer with his wife/live-in gf. :)
Smyth 3
System restore may be your new best friend.
DesiGir324 0
ydi for watching ****. seriously. there's a lot of other things you could be doing in your spare time.
Mehness 0
Uh, doesn't Control Alt Delete open the task manager? At least it does on windows XP. I don't know about other Windows versions, but also the control panel wouldn't do anything either....
woofis 0
how could you nor delete it? there's at least the recycle bin so that no one can see it. or are you to stupid with computers that you can't go to change or remove programs in my computer?
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Nice pic #9.
AlesanaLTL 0
uhh easy fix download winrar an archive it one of the options is to delete after archive run the archiveing tool delete the archive and its all gone.
blankaex 0
If you're trying to keep a file hidden, NEVER save it to the desktop. Also, if it says something along the lines of "currently in use, try again later", just shut down or log off, log in again and you should be able to delete it. But downloading ****? And on a shared computer...? No comment... Hundreds, if not thousands of sites can stream (watch online like YouTube) **** for free, yet you chose to DOWNLOAD a random file which may contain viruses and the like on a SHARED COMPUTER? FYL, OP. We all hope you can cope in this work-a-day world without a brain.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
Op is probably some Malaysian school boy. they block all his nudie sites, so he found he could dl another way. Good luck OP, Im sure you will find another way to delete it.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
(Relax dont do it...When you want to go to it...Relax don't do it) "Kill the Malaysian Prime Minister Derek" That's what I think when I see Malaysia.
RiiOT09 9
all I can say is YDI but instead of posting this FML you should been trying to delete the file
PizzaGuy11 0
google the vid you wanna see i gaurentee yull find a free version that you dont download
crazyazzkike 0
this is one of the dumbest FMLs I've read in awhile. YDI for not having your own computer to wack off to. OR you could just your iPhoneiTouch.
pleasenopuffin 0
#31 is full of so much winrar. sorry, someone had to say it. but in all seriousness, that probably wouldn't work. I'm guessing it's a problem with rights and permissions so winrar would probably get the same error that OP is.
rraptor 0
hurry just delete system32 instead before it's too late!
turtlemansam 6
24- Agreed
maddog495 0
just delete system 32, you will notice increased performance straight away ^^
indi80 0
hey desi girl are u from india
soccerguy77 0
lol wow... don't download it silly boy lmao. watch it for free. plus when you download it, it means you'll have to rewatch it like 10x. I've never looked at **** in my life but woulndt you rather watch fresh new vids?
Haha_Owned3 6
its funny how all the people commenting seem to know so much about watching **** just sayin ^_^
UpYoursInAdvance 0
20 Nd 24...since when is watching **** desperate hmmmm??? I know grown ass men that get hella ass and ADMIT they still watch ****... Nd don't act like you've never watched a **** a day in your life... IDK about you idiots and everyone else but on my behalf (And everyone else that watches ****) Sorry for being HUMAN.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*back to oc fangirl status* :D
Teewashere 0
loool your new at watching forbidden things aren't cha ?
Jafozza 0
YDI for downloading ****. Just watch it on the Internet and delete your history.
alaskan420 0
ydi for downloading ****. never download ****. that's how you get viruses and situations like this.
jack59splat59 0
YDI for downloading it.
YDImate 0
good job retart ctrl alt del = control pannel..... so smooth.... so so smooth
DaveP 0
#49 nice zoolander quote ;) it probably says it's in use....so it's in use, wait a couple of minutes and try again, or restart the computer and try again
yesYDI 0
Ok, If nobody has ever watched **** in their life, not even once, then you can click YDI. Other then that... **** or gtfo.
Person000 0
Internet is 90% ****, so obviously a lot of people watch it, also Is there a quicker way to get viruses than searching **** sites, how would you explain that the computer needs to be replaced for 500$ because u were jacking off to ****, how embarassing an awkward.
Big_Boner 3
It's a common misconception that the internet is 90% **** ... Just had to point that out. Apparently it's about 12%.
tanjoodo 3
Boot into Linux and delete it.
some_shit 0
a lot of ppl watch ****... it's great
Tenebrae 0
If it is Windows 7, I get the same issue with deleting things on the desktop every-now-and-then. It gets sent to the Recycle Bin, and you can permanently delete it, but the shortcut remains. Just restart the computer, OP.
profnutty 0
idiot...... right click it then properties then hidden check that ^^ trust me my dads like a computer genius and hasn't caught me yet :)
greenkitty19 0
I totally agree with # 31 he sounds like he knows plus something like that had happen to me not **** of corse but you get the point.
Mizzle95 0
u r special Ed rnt u
KaintukeeBob 13
Um...if you had the rights to save it to the desktop, you should have the rights to delete it. I call BS.
KaintukeeBob 13
Burnt waffles. And I don't see why my comment was moderated - it is a fact that, under windows, if you can create a file on the desktop, you can delete it (unless it is in use by another process, which gives a clear notice of WHY it can't be deleted). I can understand the rule, and the reason for its existence, but didn't think it applied in this case, since it isn't an 'opinion' or 'based on [my own] intuition'.
Coolerthanutimes 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
u r a ****** idiot why the fixk would u download it just watch some different **** on the Internet
melz89 0
hahaha that's hilarious
IphonFML 6
maybe its a sign that hes meant to be a pornstar:O
marquellauhrig 10
Thats ****** up !!! U shouldnt be watchin **** in the 1sf place! Da ****
TheComputerGuy96 16
Do these steps in order until you delete the file. 1. Restart the computer then delete again. 2. Use this program called Unlocker. (Search with google) 3. Go to start, Run, type: "cmd" press enter, then write: bcdedit.exe /delete {current}, then press enter. Now close cmd and go back and try deleting. The file can't still be there now.
j5p332 6
restart and put it in safe mode (F8 before the windows load screen), then attempt to delete the file.
ElMundio87 0
much easier just to delete your c:/windows/system32 folder
JajaFMLer 3
^ Win. that made me lol .
ExCiiTE 2
Just make a new folder. Change icon to internet explorer. Drag **** into folder. No one will open. :)
Bquillero16 18
Sounds like you have some experience in these kinds of situations…
Dejuan_D 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you retard YDI cause how downloads it just watch it
DragonBorn69 26
I didn't understand a word you said.
swift07 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
why would you watch **** -_- it's icky YES icky ydi
9010649 3
pronz makes teh world go round :p
RedKlondike 0
yeah prons and shrimp
xoxo31 0
you retard!!!!!!
Panther_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being desperate. Get yourself a girlfriend.
InfiltratedMind 0
his girlfriend could be a bitch who won't put out and he needs to get off :/
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#102- So because a girl won't put out, she's a bitch? Lol. Wow.
misstamz 0
just leave it so someone else can watch it
triggerit 5
looking at your face one never considers you may advice such a thing... just because...you look so serious...so thoughtful ... so alien for that f""ng site
yuop77 0
the word 40 is looking for your pic is.. EWWWW
triggerit 5
no... I just wanna see smiling girls face...
nexttimeblue 0
What's the point of watching **** if you can't share it!