Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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TheComputerGuy96 16
Do these steps in order until you delete the file. 1. Restart the computer then delete again. 2. Use this program called Unlocker. (Search with google) 3. Go to start, Run, type: "cmd" press enter, then write: bcdedit.exe /delete {current}, then press enter. Now close cmd and go back and try deleting. The file can't still be there now.
ElMundio87 0
much easier just to delete your c:/windows/system32 folder
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Comments (172)
juniorchick 0
who doesn't know how delete it?? wow
iluvmyduckie 0
First of all.....can you imagine someones granny finding it lol, second YTH would you download it? There are like free sites that show mini videos that are like you tube, no downloading just delete history and cookies so no one sees where u were at. and FYI -porns not trash and watching it doesnt make you trash either...ppl have needs if they cant get laid wtf else do they do?
Foster_33 4
that's why you don't download it u watch it on the internet
thedopetroll 0
Good job dumbass.
skydrag1234 0
There is a simple way you can get rid of **** on your desktop if it won't go anywhere. It doesn't have anythign to do with the video or pictures itself. It is the way you downloaded it. But it is a simple fix, all you would mostly have to do it restart your computer and then try to do it that way. But most of the time if you have it still running or something. You want to make sure you close all the panels that have something to do with video/picture. Then see if you can move it or delete it.
immaacdcfan 0
FYL op
Brother_roach 0
TIPS 1. do not EVER DOWNLOAD ****, stream it from sites 2. stop being a dumbass 3. google it 4. if google doesn't work then find it in ur documents and right click it from there 5. try as much as you can to Jack off to fantasies or memories of some hot experience 6. if you live with a computer nerd that suspects you are downloading ****, google where you can delete ALL your computer history from your WHOLE computer, not just the web browser history 7. clear ALL your cookies ( found usually in Internet options in the control panel ) 8. have a good time with your secure **** stash . PS if that was a box then, scratch that smiley face.
Karnezar 2
Destroy your computer
MissBoo111 21
ur such an idiot #1 for downloading anything that you are not fully aware that it may have viruses #2 for downloading it when plenty of sites ( NOT SPEAKING THROUGH EXPERIANCE) let you watch it for for free although they may give you viruses and crash your computer #3 for downloading it on a shared computer #4 FOR DOWNLOADING ****!!! it's called an ID10T error!!! (read the error carefully)
ChibiGirl5 0
why the hell did you download it