Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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TheComputerGuy96 16
Do these steps in order until you delete the file. 1. Restart the computer then delete again. 2. Use this program called Unlocker. (Search with google) 3. Go to start, Run, type: "cmd" press enter, then write: bcdedit.exe /delete {current}, then press enter. Now close cmd and go back and try deleting. The file can't still be there now.
ElMundio87 0
much easier just to delete your c:/windows/system32 folder
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Comments (172)
jdfml90 0
**** is healthy, ************ is healthy, sex is healthy. If you do all three good for you. Those saying it's disgusting are obviously not very honest or mature, and guys especially. I don't know a single person who hasn't watched **** before.
Loofah_fml 1
Your eyelashes are amazing. How do you do them. just mascara?
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Rename the file to something that won't draw attention. For example: Study Notes.
NFL333 0
get a gf lol
x3molover 0
you're a smartie :D
lilybugie 0
agree with 24 + for being a pevv.
joubran12 2
why dnt u right click it :
Dragonpark 0
wow. u deserve it for being dumb enough to download **** to a shared computer.
ezioaudatore 0
op just go to my computer-> c: drive-program_files should be there somewhere..don't del the wrong thing
hooya990 0
dumbass, learn how to use a computer before you do that shit.