Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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TheComputerGuy96 16
Do these steps in order until you delete the file. 1. Restart the computer then delete again. 2. Use this program called Unlocker. (Search with google) 3. Go to start, Run, type: "cmd" press enter, then write: bcdedit.exe /delete {current}, then press enter. Now close cmd and go back and try deleting. The file can't still be there now.
ElMundio87 0
much easier just to delete your c:/windows/system32 folder
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Comments (172)
AlgorithMan 0
you should have used multiple user accounts in the first place...
oelfke 5
im not sayin YDI for downloading it, YDI it for not knowing how to get rid of it. always now how to cover your tracks before you take the first step
mklovn 2
You need to create a **** folder in a folder in another folder so 1) no one knows what it is and 2) so you can delete the folder
LeiT 0
Or.. u could just remove the torrent seeding first, then remove the vid.
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
was the **** video still open when you attempted to delete it? if so you need to close the video then delete. If you still can't delete and none of these suggestions have worked move it into a folder and move that folder into a folder and so on until you have hidden it really really well
halofan48 0
you deserved it!! haha!!!
wildfiresgirl 7
Save all of the important documents on a USB then restore the computer to factory settings. Problem solved
Baconator1000000 0
just use youporn, dumbshit
GameAddikt 0
Who saves **** to their desktop, especially on a shared computer? You need to make a secret file for it, and hide it in there!
1234gate 0
PC: select the file (click once), then press DELETE... Gone like magic! Derp, YDI for doing that on a shared computer