Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
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TheZee 12
What the hell is wrong with your mom o_O? Edit: I say on her anniversary offer to take pictures and make sure it's all of your dad and your mom is in the background :D!!!
jerseyboy732 16
who the hell takes photos of someone watching another person open presents?
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Comments (148)
hellogoodbye1996 6
Time to be a brown noser..
noto_fml 0
Did you just find out what that phrase means and was so eager to use it that you jumped at the opportunity??? You probably can't think that up, you just wanted to be first so bad and chose a new fancy phrase you heard.
lukep135 6
U mad bro?
hellogoodbye1996 6
Hatres gon' hate
Cloudberry 10
*haters
hellogoodbye1996 6
*haters
hellogoodbye1996 6
It's cute how much haters hate over a clever first comment, and then all the ones to come after it.
Cloudberry 10
That was a clever first comment? You must be new.
hellogoodbye1996 6
Thanks for proving my point. (: keep hating, your jealous brightens my day.
teague95 16
1 - the FML in your photo seems familiar. Hmm........
Roevera 14
Its pretty bad when you're so proud of your first comment you make it your profile picture..
hellogoodbye1996 6
Roevera..my picture is of me and my friend?
teague95 16
32 - now it is, it was a screen shot of this FML and your first comment
Roevera 14
Cause you just changed it dipshit. Obviously the comment above me noticed it too.
hellogoodbye1996 6
Guys, just leave me alone. You're acting like children..it's just a first comment on fml..
teague95 16
yes it is just a first comment and you made it your picture that's why we're laughing at you
hellogoodbye1996 6
K
TheZee 12
What the hell is wrong with your mom o_O? Edit: I say on her anniversary offer to take pictures and make sure it's all of your dad and your mom is in the background :D!!!
katiedoll6 7
Exactly see how she likes it
Michael_92 20
Sorry to thread jack and look like a d-bag, but how do you edit comments? I don't see anything when I am on the computer. Thumb me down if you wish but I was jw.
Michael_92 20
And all this time i thought it was hard.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Ge caJust a thought, but it's been a few weeks, it's very likely she exported the pictures of you and deleted them off the camera? It's an automatic process controlled by a checkbox when importing them to a computer so it's highly possible!
mrmerino 0
No no. Anniversary involves mom and dad. Offer to take pictures of the anniversary, and be sure to capture your aunt or something.
Talkryz 7
Or of himself and her in the background
alexisrocks16 0
Ahah that will show her -_-
djsammyc 19
this is a very good idea
felisaa 5
Aww i'm sorry op, what a horrible thing for your mom to do on your birthday. :(
VictoriaSchultz 8
Damn. I'd be mad if my mom only cared of the memories of my sister rather than my own. Especially on my birthday!!
jerseyboy732 16
who the hell takes photos of someone watching another person open presents?
Michael_92 20
Stalkers
jannielovesjack 0
Someone who must not like their child whom is receiving the presents, and in this case it was OP.
guitarbeast 22
At least she wasn't making a video while commenting things like "awe look a her watch her sister open presents" "look at her watch her sister blow out the candles"
pokefan813 16
Apearently op's mom does. xD
fantasyworld 39
A picture of a bored person just sitting there, that picture would be boring.
IcyWeiner 0
Should've had your own party. Jello shots beat cake any day, hands down. Happy belated birthday :-/
LookOnBrightSide 12
Solution: Photobomb all your sister's pictures when it is her birthday. OP, I'm sorry you didn't get any pictures taken, but just remember that you take the cake in the better sibling contest.
kickuwithmyfist 1
Was the cake good!?
lilmissepicfail 0
yikes
Adrena_fml 5
......at least your in some of the pictures.
GoingToBeAPilot1 6
you're*