Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, my fiance lost his shit when I told him that I’ve decided to go to nursing school. He claims that all nurses are cheating whores and that if I become one we’re through. His source? The troglodytes that thrive in the bowels of the internet. All because one guy got his heart broken by a nurse. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my boyfriend was diagnosed with a UTI. He thought men can only get UTIs by "catching" them from a woman, so he blamed me for it. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Y’know, it can be fun to date the stupid for a while. But then their idiocy comes out in some unpleasant way and you have to toss them back into the gene pool. Tell him he should get a vaccine to prevent falling off the end of the Earth when he gets there.
riley873 21
I hope you mean ex
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riley873 21
I hope you mean ex
RichardPencil 32
Look at their name, and you’ll find your wish came true.
RichardPencil 32
Y’know, it can be fun to date the stupid for a while. But then their idiocy comes out in some unpleasant way and you have to toss them back into the gene pool. Tell him he should get a vaccine to prevent falling off the end of the Earth when he gets there.
johnnyswallop 18
This is a great point. Idiocy of this magnitude is still probably only the tip of the iceberg. Abort.
ThrottleJockey 36
You don't toss stupid back into the pool. You let it die and decay on the shore.
RichardPencil 32
That’s a good thought but eugenics has never worked. The stupid must procreate.
alycion 39
We need stupid. The internet would be so boring without it.
ojosRojos 28
Who hurt him?
jc1015 25
Hopefully he’s an ex now...an idiotic ex
JLS 4
🤦🏼♀️
TxKitten79 10
He needs to be your EX-boyfriend.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Judging by her name, it's likely he's now an ex.
courtalex 5
Tell him “alright guess I can’t get my birth control refilled” and he will change his mind real quick
liviathisbe 17
Ask him what it means when men need prostate exams.
PenguinPal3017 19
You think this guy goes for prostate exams? I'm 29 and have never even had a checkup.
tounces7 28
How was it not obvious he was a dumb ass before you made him your boyfriend? Or are you normally attracted to idiots?
acmariner99 25
Is he single?