Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza, and severely sprained my ankle. The guy looked at me lying there, and shut the door in my face. I then got told to "Suck it up, Princess" by my manager. FML
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Earths_Venus 25
Yeah I just got back from Emergency and I'll be off my feet for 2 days. My manager is a funny bastard, he heard me say that to someone else a few days before and decided to use it on me. He did end up helping me to my car and getting me an ice pack. No, I didn't get a tip from that asshole.
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mintcar 10
Oh and sue the pizza.
ToxikFox 0
...lol. I'm sorry op, fyl
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ToxikFox 0
...lol. I'm sorry op, fyl
realxmuto 4
I delivered to a house like that every week when I worked as a delivery driver...the worst time was when it was raining because the stairs were so slippery! I hope he still tipped you though...
samantha987 0
I recently sprained my ankle. IT SUCKS! I feel for you op
SeduceRecycle 0
LOL. I love your manager.
2kool4skoolyo 0
it's life.
FunkyMonk174 0
hahaha that really blows. you gotta stay on your feet son!
amerwin 3
That's twisted.
d3adb3for3d3ath 0
That sucks. FYL
rraptor 0
fyl for your boss being an asshole.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
The guy you delivered to is a dick for not helping but WTF was your boss supposed to do? Give you the rest of the day off with pay?
imonaboat79 2
suck it up, princess.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
I can't think of any situation where u would have to fall down stairs to deliver a pizza. sounds kinda odd.
chocolatedrop 0
damn. do you work for dominos? pizza hut would never hire a klutz like you
rraptor 0
they probably lived in an appartment complex, or there couldve been a few stairs she tripped down
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Actually, he should have filled out a workman's compensation claim and sent OP to the ER
iSitt 0
worker's compensation
InfiltratedMind 0
ill take your job.
LiveThenDie 2
No one seems bothered ny the "princess" part. I'd be creeped out if my manager ever called me a princess.
Evee359 0
sue
mattxhavoc 2
#39 is a bitch and has probably never had a job in her life. But, FYL OP. I deliver pizzas and most of the people are total assholes, including all my managers.
applesandbananan 0
Technically yes, he should have had the rest of the day off with pay. However, that is only if he actually sprained his ankle and didn't just twist it.
jkbball4195 0
workmans comp?
geekemo92 0
51- it doesn't mean "princess" as in the pet name. It means princess as in "stop being a whiny, spoiled brat." More or less sarcasm.
jellyfish_735 0
haha damn that sucks maybe u should get a different job :p
vvbrittxv 0
hahahahha
twilighthater1 0
no offense but uh wow skillzz much?
Sun_Kissed18 25
It could have been raining or something, not their fault
rosieposie22 0
LAWSUIT!!!! Seriously at least get your asshole manager fired! That is sooooo sexual harassment.
illmatic2 16
I hope you're joking.
starile 20
Sue the pizza company, sue the customer, sue your manager, sue the stair manufacturer, SUE EVERYBODY! That's how we solve things in America!
mintcar 10
Oh and sue the pizza.
lm27 5
hahahaha
foreverhappy98 10
How in the world is that sexual harassment?
hipar 0
fyl, op. that sucks…
NightSkyx 0
I'd pull a squidward and say "it's on the house!"
mintcar 10
Cheese or pepperoni?
illmatic2 16
I like Canadian bacon and pineapple.
mintcar 10
I love pineapple but not on my pizza. And... I don't really like regular bacon ( weird, I know). I don't mind turkey bacon though.
illmatic2 16
Huh, the only time that I like pineapple is when it's on pizza :P.
mintcar 10
Yuck, lol.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
ill, I bet you'd like grilled fresh pineapple, then. Grilling it takes away the acidic bite and brings out the sweetness. Yum!
awesomesaucem 0
how about we find something to eat not poisoned by pineapple
Earths_Venus 25
Yeah I just got back from Emergency and I'll be off my feet for 2 days. My manager is a funny bastard, he heard me say that to someone else a few days before and decided to use it on me. He did end up helping me to my car and getting me an ice pack. No, I didn't get a tip from that asshole.
realxmuto 4
I'm sorry! I miss my job :( the owner didnt know how to run the place so he sold it. $7.50 + tips was nice now I'm stuck in retail hell at minimum wage!
taylor_bby100 0
Wow. That's just terrible! ;( FYL