MrConcise
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Today, I realized my favorite pen advertises a vaginal cream. I've been letting people borrow it for months. FML
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MrConcise 35
Here's how it went down: The previous shop owner retired just before I started working at my job. I took over his office, but he left a lot of shit behind. Besides, when you find a pen that actually works, you don't look too far into it. I suppose the girl riding the moped should've tipped me off a little sooner, though.
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ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha
feelingold 18
Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT
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debbster7 18
How on earth did you not realize that when you got it?
jackiemora 18
That's what I was thinking. If it's on the pen, how does one not see it?
ColdplaySucks 18
It's probably one of those pens that has the company name on it. While they're cheap in production, some of them work really well.
KingDead 18
I wonder if someone pointed it out for her.. Would have been so funny
ohgeejosee 19
Have you never looked at your "favorite" pen?? Ha.
gmian 34
I'm just wondering why OP would let people borrow it if it's his favorite..
stevothedevo 25
#78, Op is just a nice guy.. A people pleaser.
Myo_fml 20
I know, 78. I loaned my favorite pen out before in a class stupidly and then got to sit back helplessly the entire class period as the rentee teethed and slobbered on it.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha
feelingold 18
That's pretty f*cking smooth, seems like Romance is not dead after all. I've got a pen advertizing anal bleach, can I join for a threesome?
feelingold 18
Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT
Rainb0wdash9 23
Lol xD
SeedlessMe 13
I have a Viagra bathroom cup dispenser! Can I join this party? It'll make it less sausage-y Lol ;-P
Blackcatluck 19
What if they want it sausage-y >_>
BlowinChronic 18
Then he wouldn't have aborted the threesome >.>
feelingold 18
50 you are most welcome. And 73, I'll have you know I've NEVER wanted it sausage-y, it's just a rumor, there was just that one time, I was very young, confused
Kuhu1993 21
No wonder it's your 'favourite'.
LaughinStock 16
Vagasil, when you got fungal down in you're lady jungle.
Llamacod 11
...when you have fungal in you are lady jungle?
buckstop1 37
OP is a dude, so...
Pleonasm 36
Does it squirt some out everytime you click it?
TheRandomIndian 17
Does it **** up for a bit each month?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Does the cream do its job?
Crazafon 19
Someone has to represent!
Xenon1386 9
Oh shit.
TheRandomIndian 17
That's from the other end
theycallmekitty 13
Same end, different hole.
Llamacod 11
Other side then?
awkwardturtl3 3
that's why it's your fav
Archay 13
I doubt they knew either
lililalaloopsy 3
Hard
perdix 31
Sniff it, man, sniff it!